I am sorry but I did not follow the directions in this thread's title. Again I am sorry.
I am sorry but I did not follow the directions in this thread's title. Again I am sorry.
I DO WHAT I WANT. YOU HAVE PROBLEM?
Me either quina, but the only prediction I can make is:
#51, RSL FOR PRESIDENT
I think you mean heretics, since "hectics" doesn't make sense there.Originally Posted by theundeadhero
If I wasn't banned I would mention that I meant every word in BURN THE HECTICS!
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*Bans ban*
I see you're not in on the joke. It's not 'hectics' anyway, it's HECTICS.I think you mean heretics, since "hectics" doesn't make sense there.
there was a picture here
These boards are so heretic lately. I can't keep up.
Traitor
there was a picture here
Here are my new and improved "Flip-a-coin" predictions. I did not literally flip a coin.
1) Best Member
Psychotic
2) Best Male
Del Murder
3) Best Female
ShlupQuack
4) Best Administrator
Loony BoB
5) Best Cid's Knight
Leeza
6) Best Site Staff
Samuraid
7) Best Recognized Member / Former Staff
Monkey
8) Best Veteran
The Captain
9) Best Regular
Iri Valentine
10) Best Newbie
Lenna
11) Nicest Member
The Captain
12) Evilest Member
Kawaii Ryűkishi
13) Sexiest Male
Sexy McAwesome
14) Sexiest Female
Iri Valentine
15) Cutest Male
DMKA
16) Cutest Female
Iri Valentine
17) Best Custom Rank
Old Manus
18) Best Avatar
Yamaneko
19) Best Signature
Del Murder
20) Best Artist
black orb
21) Best Graphic Designer
~yunie~
22) Best Writer
Strider
23) Best Poet
Lenna
24) Best Poster
The Captain
25) Best Spammer
Meat Puppet
26) Best Chatter
fire_of_avalon
27) Funniest Member
Meat Puppet
28) Weirdest Member
Meat Puppet
29) Horniest Member
ShlupQuack
30) Most Underrated Member
Hsu
31) Most Missed Member
Dr. Unne
32) Most Helpful Gamer
Squall of SeeD
33) Most Helpful Techy
Samuraid
34) Most Helpful Member
cl_out
35) Cutest Couple
-Apollo- & Raven Nox
Most Likely To . . .
36) Become a Cid's Knight
Meat Puppet
37) Get Banned
Joel
38) Be God
Cid
39) Be Satan
Bert
40) Be Cid's Illegitimate Child
fire_of_avalon
41) Win a Ciddie for the very first time
-N-
42) Murder someone for winning the Ciddie they wanted
Joel
43) Be a modwhore and get torn apart by an angry mob of pictchfork-wielding members
Agent Proto
44) Spend the rest of their life playing FFXI
Bleys
45) Get hit by a bus
Joel
46) Be driving the bus
Psychotic
47) Spend hours searching for the lyrics to The Cosby Show Theme Song
Chris
48) Be Fighter
Fighter
49) Be Black Mage
Black Mage
50) Get Together
Monkey & Psychotic
Jack: How do you know?
Will: It's more of a feeling really.
Jack: Well, that's not scientific. Feeling isn't knowing. Feeling is believing. If you believe it, you can't know because there's no knowing what you believe. Then again, no one should believe what they know either. Once you know anything that anything becomes unbelievable if only by virtue of the fact you now... know it. You know?
Will: No.
If Demolition Man were remade today
Huxley: What's wrong? You broke contact.
Spartan: Contact? I didn't even touch you.
Huxley: Don't you want to make love?
Spartan: Is that what you call this? Why don't we just do it the old-fashioned way?
Huxley: NO!
Spartan: Whoa! Okay, calm down.
Huxley: Don't tell me to calm down!
Spartan: What's gotten into you? 'Cause it sure as hell wasn't me.
Huxley: Physical relations in the way of intercourse are no longer acceptable John Spartan.
Spartan: What? Why the hell not?
Huxley: It's the law, John. And for your information, the very idea that you suggested it makes me feel personally violated.
Spartan: Wait a minute... violated? Huxley what the hell are you accusing me of here?
Huxley: You need to leave, John.
Spartan: But Huxley.
Huxley: Get out!
Moments later Spartan is arrested for "violating" Huxley.
By the way, that's called satire. Get over it.
They might be new, but I won't consider them improved until I see my name on them.
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I was going to add you a second ago. But now I won't. -_-
Hectic
Jack: How do you know?
Will: It's more of a feeling really.
Jack: Well, that's not scientific. Feeling isn't knowing. Feeling is believing. If you believe it, you can't know because there's no knowing what you believe. Then again, no one should believe what they know either. Once you know anything that anything becomes unbelievable if only by virtue of the fact you now... know it. You know?
Will: No.
If Demolition Man were remade today
Huxley: What's wrong? You broke contact.
Spartan: Contact? I didn't even touch you.
Huxley: Don't you want to make love?
Spartan: Is that what you call this? Why don't we just do it the old-fashioned way?
Huxley: NO!
Spartan: Whoa! Okay, calm down.
Huxley: Don't tell me to calm down!
Spartan: What's gotten into you? 'Cause it sure as hell wasn't me.
Huxley: Physical relations in the way of intercourse are no longer acceptable John Spartan.
Spartan: What? Why the hell not?
Huxley: It's the law, John. And for your information, the very idea that you suggested it makes me feel personally violated.
Spartan: Wait a minute... violated? Huxley what the hell are you accusing me of here?
Huxley: You need to leave, John.
Spartan: But Huxley.
Huxley: Get out!
Moments later Spartan is arrested for "violating" Huxley.
By the way, that's called satire. Get over it.
Sorry it took so long, I had to do a lot of studying for these picks.
1) Best Member
Super Christ
I'm not a Christian but why take the chance?
2) Best Male
Apollo
I'm not Greek but why take the chance?
3) Best Female
Rye
I think people will be hungry when voting and this will influence it.
4) Best Administrator
Cid
His penis is girthy.
5) Best Cid's Knight
RSL
It seems that there are not four posts that go by without seeing this name mentioned.
6) Best Site Staff
Cloud_Strider
This was a choice between Cloud Dragon and Strider and so I'll go with the combo.
7) Best Recognized Member / Former Staff
Raistlin
He acts important.
8) Best Veteran
-N-
This guy posts a lot.
9) Best Regular
boris no no
I think more people think pink than we think.
10) Best Newbie
SNOOZER
Aren't we all?
11) Nicest Member
Resha
I don't know how to rate this one so I won't try.
12) Evilest Member
theundeadhero
Zombies are evil. They ate my neighbors.
13) Sexiest Male
Bert
Every one uses the cookie monster smile so there must be a lot of sesame st fans here.
14) Sexiest Female
ShlupQuack
I am tempted to go with my good friend Iri Valentine but I think she is under age in most countries that these members are from.
15) Cutest Male
Seeby See~
This person will get votes because the tilde is cute.
16) Cutest Female
Shorty
Most people think short people are cute. (i know that monkey is also short but her screen name is not)
17) Best Custom Rank
Spuuky
I don't remember her rank but it must be better than the other ones.
18) Best Avatar
Loony BoB
This is an easy choice because this is a FF site!
19) Best Signature
Psychotic
I must admit that I do not remember signatures so I went with this one since he is very popular.
20) Best Artist
Chaos
I am not much of an art fan so this is just a guess.
21) Best Graphic Designer
~yunie~
Again, the thinking here is that the tilde will generate more votes.
22) Best Writer
-N-
Another guess. There sure are a lot of awards!
23) Best Poet
Jack
Even without Jill, Jack will dominate this category.
24) Best Poster
Psychotic
It seems that every other post is his!
25) Best Spammer
Calliope
People keep hearing about quality over quantity so I think they will take this too literally and pick the person who posts the least.
26) Best Chatter
Resha
I don't use the chat room. (guess)
27) Funniest Member
Necronopticous
A lot of people have played FF IV.
28) Weirdest Member
Quina
NO CAN EAT.
29) Horniest Member
cl_out
Subliminal messages will decide the race here.
30) Most Underrated Member
Maxico
I have never even heard of this person so they must be underrated!
31) Most Missed Member
ff babe
She gets mentioned more than the rest.
32) Most Helpful Gamer
Skyblade
I expect a high turnout from the FF Tactics forums.
33) Most Helpful Techy
Yamaneko
Does telling people to use a different web browser count as being helpful?
34) Most Helpful Member
Leeza
Leeza did me a favor once and I think she does this to others aswell.
35) Cutest Couple
Fuzakeru & ShiggtyLuffLuff
I'm sorry, but if people don't vote a name like ShiggyLuffLuff here then I don't know what kind of world this has become.
Most Likely To...
36) Become a Cid's Knight
Psychotic
I have decided to just pick this person from now on because he is most popular.
37) Get Banned
Psychotic
I would say something funny here but I don't feel like it.
38) Be God
Satans_apostle
People like irony because it makes them think they have a sense of humor.
39) Be Satan
Psychotic
Probably not going to win but I already made that statement above...
40) Be Cid's Illegitimate Child
Psychotic
Man this guy was nominated a lot.
41) Win a Ciddie for the very first time
Jebus
I don't know I don't see the votes but he was nominated for best member so a good pick.
42) Murder someone for winning the Ciddie they wanted
Del Murder
Hahaha Del Murder get it?
43) Be a modwhore and get torn apart by an angry mob of pictchfork-wielding members for being a damned filthy modwhore because nobody likes a modwhore
crash26821
This guy launched his own admin campaign!
44) Spend the rest of their life playing FFXI
UltimateSpamGrover
I figure this will be someone I have never seen post because they were too busy playing FFXI.
45) Get hit by a bus
Psychotic
I like it now because it makes the choices easy.
46) Be driving the bus
Psychotic
According to the award booth it was a short bus.
47) Spend hours searching for the lyrics to The Cosby Show Theme Song
theundeadhero
Oh man I wish psychotic was up for this one. (i just guessed)
48) Be Fighter
Psychotic
(no comments)
49) Be Black Mage
Iri Valentine
Black mage is so obvious that I think people would rather see a chick in robes.
50) Get Together
Psychotic & theundeadhero
There were two Psychotics in here so I picked the one where he was listed first.
Ok thanks for reading I hope I do well.
I DO WHAT I WANT. YOU HAVE PROBLEM?
Wow, Quina, you must have done a lot of lurking for that kind of info.
It will?
I DO WHAT I WANT. YOU HAVE PROBLEM?
It will? What? O_o
Interesting choices, Quina.
Apparently, I have been declared banished.
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