You know you're a computer geek when...

[Meat Puppet]

i do it thinking of jojo
this is how i know i am computer geek

[Tanwen Strife]

I know a person who says OMG to sound kinda like omega and it is really annoying, like beat with stick annoying.
"Omg! Omg! Omg! Did you, like, see, like that, like guy"
I say roxor sometimes, and lots of people I know say lol, but on the whole I tend to stick to regular english... unless gah! counts. Then I'm screwed.

[Jojee]

i do it thinking of jojo
this is how i know i am computer geek

Do.... ... what? *suspicious look*

[Meat Puppet]

i do it thinking of jojo
this is how i know i am computer geek

Do.... ... what? *suspicious look*

that whole "pc lovin'" thing you wrote about

[Denmark]

I've said "omg" and "wtf" in real life. jokingly. also "lol".

and I've used the word "pwned".

but for the most part I use real english words. jolly good, wot wot? if you drive your lorry too fast on the frog and toad, you might get stopped by a bobby and need a barrister to defend yourself. and that would soil your honour. this is my favourite thing to do, making fun of brits. <3 xD

[DMKA]

I've been saying stuff like "oh em jee ell oh ell!" lately just to make people look at me weird due to the fact that they don't know what the hell I'm talking about.

But you mean like, in an actual conversation, unintentionally, where I'm paying attention? No.

[Kamiko]

My brother, Yuki, goes 'lol' and 'lmao' and 'omg' ALL the time. It drives me nuts, especially since, he sometimes affects his gay man voice.... *kills Yuki*

[Zeldy]

I've said "omg" and "wtf" in real life. jokingly. also "lol".

and I've used the word "pwned".

but for the most part I use real english words. jolly good, wot wot? if you drive your lorry too fast on the frog and toad, you might get stopped by a bobby and need a barrister to defend yourself. and that would soil your honour. this is my favourite thing to do, making fun of brits. <3 xD

we dont speak like that..do we..?
well merseyside is so.. un..posh so hah!

[Alice]

i usually say WTF to avoid the usual stares when i say what that actually means...

[Shlup]

The day I use an internet acronym in my speech is the day I go down... and I'm taking EoFF with me.

[Madame Adequate]

Roffle.
Lolz.
Loool.
Doubleyou tee eff.
Eksdee.
Less-than-three.
Uparrow underscore uparrow.
Pwned/pwnzed.
'O__o' - generally comes out as 'Ooooh', but sounds more surprised than it ought to.

I am proud of cross-pollinating the spoken word and the typed!

I also frequently find myself wondering how to change what I'm looking at. When I'm reading a book. "Where are the back button?!"

[Kirobaito]

Jeff and I never actually have real conversations, but when we deem it accurate, one of us will say "owned." The other will say "pwned." And then the original person will say, "Nah, nah. Bwned."

*leaves*

[Raistlin]

No. I may spend most of the day on the computer, but at least I have the decency to keep this perverse Internet pseudo-language out of my standard dialect.

[fire_of_avalon]

OMG

Yep.

[Nakor TheBlue Rider]

I only do one of these except in the company of one of my freinds who is a true computer nerd.

I say Pwned but I say it like P-Oh-nd, we dont say Owned because Pwned has a P Damnit!

When im with my Nerd friend we end up saying:
lol
rofl
wtf
stfu
mofo
pwned
haxor
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