I said 'lol' once, which was immediately followed by no less than fifteen seconds of silence by all persons in earshot. I had the urge to go home and find comfort at the end of a noose, but hey, I'm still here.

I say 'Oh Em Gee' and 'Double-U Tee Eff' frequently as inside jokes amongst my gamer friends, because no one else knows what we're talking about.