[Insert witticism]

[Madame Adequate]

Sooooooo.

Nice forum. Rye showed me where it was. And. Yes. I've been reading Brin's The Postman and playing Fallout 2 a lot today. I also ate an apple, though it disagreed with me. "No!" it cried, beseeching me to be merciful; "I have seeds and might one day have young saplings!".

"Digital tableau..." I replied, and then I bit his soft skull open and gormandized myself on his innards.

I like to pretend that I live on a Mid-Atlantic oil rig. Such a scenario would make me feel safe from spiders, zombies, and the Soviet Union.

Hi! <3

Did you know that rust and fire are the same process?

Rawr Pangloss.

[SNOOZER]

You my good sir, are awesome.

[Psychotic]

I always knew apples were out to cause mayhem, and this is just proof of that.

[Nod]

did you know that wolves are in fact, not monogamous??

plus i wish to re-iterate all that Psy said.

And, did you know that the seeds in an apple make the shape of a pentagram? This is why it is portrayed as the fruit that Eve is tempted with in Eden. oooooooh.

[Orestes]

Creative.

[Madame Adequate]

Creative.

Beyond your wildest irreparable markup errors.

Apples are wily foes. If left to achieve Nirvana, they can severly upset the balance of the Force. Darth Malus, one could say. Now does that name not work terrifyingly well? Malus being the genus to which Apple belongs. In Latinese, and the like.

I. thankyoo, SNOOZER.

It is my perihelion.

Wolves are not monogamous? But, but the cubs! Does anybody stop to consider the splinters in THEIR paws!?

[Rye]

You have an awesome name.

That apple might have had it's own soap opera! But you ate it's innards! Monster! *sobs*

[Necronopticous]

;D<3

[Madame Adequate]

Do not be fooled by your innocent naivete! Sometimes horrible, hideous, awful things must be done to apples to preserve Truth, Justice, and the Incan Way.

*Munches on cookie, but gets hair in mouth* Faith and begora! TRICKERY!

Lament my betrayal

[Ko Ko]

You're too late for the ciddies, damnit.
You're uber cool!! :skull3:

[Kamiko]

Ja überraschen Sie so! Ich liebe Sie! Seien Sie mein Freund! *glomps happily* :fpexdee:

[Jojee]

Hello, Hi! What's MLIF? *bites you*

[Madame Adequate]

Dieses holt mir großes Vergnügen zu hören! Alle hageln das mächtige Babelfish und ermöglichen sogar das unpassendste von uns, sich auf nicht englisch zu unterhalten!

Iri and Kamiko have fonts which endear me to them, palatable women! *Glompings for all*

Monkey, I could tell you, but I would be banned*. I do not wish to incur the wrath of the mighty K'nigits, thus I must remain tight-lipped and laconic on the matter! And ouch, I was bitten. Are you a member of the undead? The flesh-eaters? The reavers? The dark, rotting, fetid terrors of my nightmares? I must prepare the barricades or, as I assume they say in France and Quebec, les barricades!

* And I enjoy confusing people, too. I cannot deny that plays a role.

[Kamiko]

Ja! Gehe Babelfish für alle Sie nicht Deutsch! *huggles*

[fire_of_avalon]

You're too late for the ciddies, damnit.
You're uber cool!! :skull3:

I agree. ;_;