Dieses holt mir großes Vergnügen zu hören! Alle hageln das mächtige Babelfish und ermöglichen sogar das unpassendste von uns, sich auf nicht englisch zu unterhalten!

Iri and Kamiko have fonts which endear me to them, palatable women! *Glompings for all*

Monkey, I could tell you, but I would be banned*. I do not wish to incur the wrath of the mighty K'nigits, thus I must remain tight-lipped and laconic on the matter! And ouch, I was bitten. Are you a member of the undead? The flesh-eaters? The reavers? The dark, rotting, fetid terrors of my nightmares? I must prepare the barricades or, as I assume they say in France and Quebec, les barricades!

* And I enjoy confusing people, too. I cannot deny that plays a role.