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    Quote Originally Posted by I'm my own MILF
    *Fends off the zombie monkeys* Ha! I have played much too much TimeSplitters Future Perfect for mere simian somnambulates to be a threat!
    This guy is just too awsome.
    Word/s.

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    Ghost of Christmas' past Recognized Member theundeadhero's Avatar
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    Hello.

    I hope you get swallowed by a whale.
    ...

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    Quote Originally Posted by I'm my own MILF
    Quote Originally Posted by Nod
    Yup, so, welcome to EoFF. Be afraid, and if you cant manage that, just be a little bit nervous? Perhaps?

    That depends on how much power Rye has. If it's 'any', I'm terrified. If it's 'none', I'm nervous. If it's 'none and we lynched the last person to suggest she be given power', then I am well.
    I have none, don't worry. ;________; xD

    Yeah, I'm my own MILF is very cool. Even if he likes to devour the innards of apples.


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    How can he be his own MILF? This is all very confusing. I'm going to have to sit down.

    Man, if you'd joined about two weeks ago, I'm pretty sure I could think of a few Ciddies you'd have wrapped up. Oh well!
    Bow before the mighty Javoo!

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    Helloooooo!

    Edit: You're a he... I thought you were a she... So how can you be a mother I'd like to... if you're a male?! Is there something you're not telling people?

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    So hungry....hungry...
    *bites some MILF* tastes like ice cream
    President Shinra is dead...


    Cloud: "Only Sephiroth can use that sword."
    "You sure?"
    Cloud: "Of course. He uses it to shave his legs. Do you think anyone else will want to touch it after that?"

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    Hello there. ^__~

    Any friend of Jessica's is... err... yeah. <_<;

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    More bitings! This is a tocsin I would do well to feign vigilance over...

    All are so kind!

    Except for the bitings and the wishes for me to come to rest in the bowels of a large and probably smelly Cetacea.

    I engender confusion. Observe my pun! Understand that the depths of my mind shall ne'er be fathomed, unless Steve Zissou retrains as a brain surgeon and psychologist!

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    Quote Originally Posted by I'm my own MILF
    More bitings! This is a tocsin I would do well to feign vigilance over...

    All are so kind!

    Except for the bitings and the wishes for me to come to rest in the bowels of a large and probably smelly Cetacea.

    I engender confusion. Observe my pun! Understand that the depths of my mind shall ne'er be fathomed, unless Steve Zissou retrains as a brain surgeon and psychologist!
    I don't usually bite But now I wanted to try Have a ice cream to yourself!
    President Shinra is dead...


    Cloud: "Only Sephiroth can use that sword."
    "You sure?"
    Cloud: "Of course. He uses it to shave his legs. Do you think anyone else will want to touch it after that?"

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    I think I love you.

    Welcome!

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    Quote Originally Posted by ZuZu
    I don't usually bite But now I wanted to try Have a ice cream to yourself!
    I am but a test subject. A guinea pig rat, if you will. But I am fairly reimbursed! *Devours ice cream with a vast maw of ice cream absorption.*

    sparkles in a mesmerizing manner.

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    :fpsun: Wow, that's pretty.... @_@

    Tôi đói.

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