Monkey: Face man! You lose!

Anyway trying to stick into topic. Since a lot of you did not bother to read my first post (Besides LoonyBob and MercenX.. and.. the rest) I'm going to reiterate really quick.

I'm talking about if we existed in a different plane (Like a different dimension for those of you who like to watch the animes and the sci fi junk) and mana (MP, magic power, mana points, magic points, whatever the hell) existed in the form of bacteria or micro organisms in the air and humans had the ability to harness them and create them into spells.

There! Now make up some magic spells! Warping would be pretty awesome.

I think besides from my "instant shower spell/instant make yourself clean" spell, I would create counter spell. I'd just counter every single spell.... Ever.

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Monkey and SNOOZER encounter Horrible Ogre Monster!

Monkey: Ok! Casting FIRE 3!
SNOOZER: Counterspell...

*Fire 3 is countered*

Monkey: What in the hell are you doing?!
SNOOZER: Well atleast I thought it was funny.

*Monkey and SNOOZER gets mangled by Horrible Ogre Monster*