I don't believe in human magic, but I do believe in Monkey Magic!
I don't believe in human magic, but I do believe in Monkey Magic!
I believe in Magic. I mean c'mon, just take a look at my magic powers!
-Super Speed
-Shooting DBZ style blasts
-Doing all kind of Naruto stuff
-Being able to fly (with Angel Wings of course)
-Being able to summon my Super-Gundam!
Don't know if any of that stuff I said is actually magic, but whatever, I believe in it.
"Feed me."
Originally Posted by theundeadhero
:fplove: As long as there is someone who believes in me, as long as there is goodness in the hearts of men, my magic will exist....
Also, I would like the "freeze time" magic, so I can reply (or spam *grins*) to thousands of threads in EoFF and then unfreeze time and everyone will be like WTF? ^_~
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I don't believe that love is magic. I believe it is sorcery. The art of tearing someone's heart out and devouring it to appease your own sick ambitions. Actually, I more despise other people's view on it that love itself. I don't understand how so many can hold it in such high regard.CRUEL! FICKLE! DRAINING!
I don't believe in magic as a physical force. I believe in magic as an emotional sensation, a sentiment of the human empathic tendencies.
Medichlorians or Mitochondria would rock if we could manipulate them to bend the universe to our will . . . for the first year or so. People get bored when other people are able to do the exact same thing as them. We can't be satisfied by anything. We sicken me.
Jack: How do you know?
Will: It's more of a feeling really.
Jack: Well, that's not scientific. Feeling isn't knowing. Feeling is believing. If you believe it, you can't know because there's no knowing what you believe. Then again, no one should believe what they know either. Once you know anything that anything becomes unbelievable if only by virtue of the fact you now... know it. You know?
Will: No.
If Demolition Man were remade today
Huxley: What's wrong? You broke contact.
Spartan: Contact? I didn't even touch you.
Huxley: Don't you want to make love?
Spartan: Is that what you call this? Why don't we just do it the old-fashioned way?
Huxley: NO!
Spartan: Whoa! Okay, calm down.
Huxley: Don't tell me to calm down!
Spartan: What's gotten into you? 'Cause it sure as hell wasn't me.
Huxley: Physical relations in the way of intercourse are no longer acceptable John Spartan.
Spartan: What? Why the hell not?
Huxley: It's the law, John. And for your information, the very idea that you suggested it makes me feel personally violated.
Spartan: Wait a minute... violated? Huxley what the hell are you accusing me of here?
Huxley: You need to leave, John.
Spartan: But Huxley.
Huxley: Get out!
Moments later Spartan is arrested for "violating" Huxley.
By the way, that's called satire. Get over it.
If magic existed, I would be casting warp all the time.
Argh...if only!
But.. if time froze, wouldn't the internet freeze aswell? Basically you're the only one moving while the electric signals of the interweb will be at a stand still. It would be impossible to send a thousand post at once because your first post won't even move!
BAM! I just totally rained on your parade *French kisses Monkey in complete anger* IN YOUR FACE!
*Flies off*
B-E-N-D-E-R BEEENNNDER! B-E-N-D-E-R BEEEENNNDER!
I... I don't even know what to say to thatBugger you, you meany poo head! *stabs you in the i*
Monkey: Face man! You lose!
Anyway trying to stick into topic. Since a lot of you did not bother to read my first post (Besides LoonyBob and MercenX.. and.. the rest) I'm going to reiterate really quick.
I'm talking about if we existed in a different plane (Like a different dimension for those of you who like to watch the animes and the sci fi junk) and mana (MP, magic power, mana points, magic points, whatever the hell) existed in the form of bacteria or micro organisms in the air and humans had the ability to harness them and create them into spells.
There! Now make up some magic spells! Warping would be pretty awesome.
I think besides from my "instant shower spell/instant make yourself clean" spell, I would create counter spell. I'd just counter every single spell.... Ever.
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Monkey and SNOOZER encounter Horrible Ogre Monster!
Monkey: Ok! Casting FIRE 3!
SNOOZER: Counterspell...
*Fire 3 is countered*
Monkey: What in the hell are you doing?!
SNOOZER: Well atleast I thought it was funny.
*Monkey and SNOOZER gets mangled by Horrible Ogre Monster*
B-E-N-D-E-R BEEENNNDER! B-E-N-D-E-R BEEEENNNDER!
We should write a fanfic together
You're giving me ideas. Stop this XD
On topic: I suppose it would be fitting to harness all the zillion microorganisms to go on someone's face and eat them alive ^___^ Rararar. Also I would create micro organism monkeys, an army of them
Sure!We should write a fanfic together
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Monkey: ......
SNOOZER: ......
Monkey: What are you doing?
SNOOZER: Staring at your boobs. What are you doing?
Monkey: Staring at your boobs.
SNOOZER: Wanna touch 'em?
Monkey: .....no...
SNOOZER: ......
Monkey: .....
SNOOZER: Now?
Monkey: Yes. *Fondles SNOOZER's boobs*
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Anyway, though all those spells sound sweet, I think there should be some sort of limit on how much bacteria mana you can harness. Like if you absorb too much you get tired faster. Something gay like that, so you know, balance everything. *Shrugs*
B-E-N-D-E-R BEEENNNDER! B-E-N-D-E-R BEEEENNNDER!
:monster2: One, AH! AH! Two, AH AH! Three, AH AH!
So these magic spells that harness the power of microorganisms... do they only work with magic or can we cast summon spells and have... oh say... Bahamut come down and obliterate something we don't like, such as the high school I went to or maybe that guy making eyes at my girlfriend? Seems like a waste of Bahamut and Microorganisms... but the comedy involved in that would be worth it.
"Today is Victory over yourself of yesterday. Tomorrow is your victory over lesser men." - Shinmen Musashi 1645
I love that song, and yess!! I believe in magic. Cos I believe in everything. Not believing is silly.
I think mitochondria (biology; structures found in large numbers in most cells, in which respiration and energy production occur.) would be restricted to fire and confuse and so forth spells as opposed to summons. We could sin against nature and create a bunch of genetically altered, physically enhanced, bio-weapon super-creatures which we could control via our mitochondria. But that would be for evil people.
Jack: How do you know?
Will: It's more of a feeling really.
Jack: Well, that's not scientific. Feeling isn't knowing. Feeling is believing. If you believe it, you can't know because there's no knowing what you believe. Then again, no one should believe what they know either. Once you know anything that anything becomes unbelievable if only by virtue of the fact you now... know it. You know?
Will: No.
If Demolition Man were remade today
Huxley: What's wrong? You broke contact.
Spartan: Contact? I didn't even touch you.
Huxley: Don't you want to make love?
Spartan: Is that what you call this? Why don't we just do it the old-fashioned way?
Huxley: NO!
Spartan: Whoa! Okay, calm down.
Huxley: Don't tell me to calm down!
Spartan: What's gotten into you? 'Cause it sure as hell wasn't me.
Huxley: Physical relations in the way of intercourse are no longer acceptable John Spartan.
Spartan: What? Why the hell not?
Huxley: It's the law, John. And for your information, the very idea that you suggested it makes me feel personally violated.
Spartan: Wait a minute... violated? Huxley what the hell are you accusing me of here?
Huxley: You need to leave, John.
Spartan: But Huxley.
Huxley: Get out!
Moments later Spartan is arrested for "violating" Huxley.
By the way, that's called satire. Get over it.
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