I took the 'teh' thing offline.
This morning I told Juji I was teh sleepy.
Hmm. What else. I also made up the diagnosis WAS, eg. White Arse Syndrome, when you sit on tarmac and your arse goes all white and chalky. Er, your skirt does.
'Like, Mari, you have WAS.' 'Like omg!'
^__^ Nothing too creative, except the word yesterfat.