1. A kind of soda that tastes good with ice cream floating in it.
2. A hot dog dipped in a corn batter.
3. Football is most important. Super Bowl Sunday is almost holy.
4. Fast food. Same as McDonalds.
5. Wal-Mart
6. All? Maybe like 1/8th of 'em.
7. I'm sure it is, but it probably costs extra.
1. I do! twice a day, everydayOriginally Posted by Sexy McAwesome
2, I dont.. ok maybe i do.. heard Johnny vegas speak? He's from St Helens
3. .... coz ur.. american.. You change our language!
4. tea is yummy =O
3. Yum.
1. For the same reason you all wear cowboy hats and eat hamburgers six times a day. It's to make ourselves look...and smell...different.
2. So we can land roles as archaelogy professors in movies.
3. You borrowed our lawnmower in 1813 and still haven't returned it.
4. In Britain, all tea is laced with crack by the evil tea tycoon, Baron von PG Tipstein. We are all slaves to his will. He is German. Please send help and bail us out. Friendly fire is a must.
5. I honestly wish I knew.
1. How come you guys refuse to brush your teeth? It's not like it's hard to do. I brush my teeth twice a day.
2. How come you talk funny? It's called an accent.
3. How come you hate us so much? I don't hate Americans, just your president.
4. Tea isn't that good, guys. C'mon. No, its not that good. But its still good, but only with lots of sugar and milk.
5. Cheerios? Cereal, little hoops. No thanks.
1. What is Root beer? Can't explain, but it's not beer.
2. What is a Corn Dog? Toxic waste
3. Which sport is more important American Football, basketball or baseball? Baseball, of course.
4. What sort of food does Wendys serve? Fastfood!
5. What is the most popular department store? Um... Target maybe?
6. Do all people in the suburbs really have American flags outside their houses? Most do. :/
7.Is the BBC available on cable? I dunno.
That's another thing. Worry about your own damn government. Our gets enough crap without you damn Redcoats jumping down it's throat.
SEXY McAWESOME TO YOU, MISTER
1.we brush our teeth! have you seen all the colgate or senceodine adverts?geez
2.how come you talk funny?
3.who said?u guys r family!(im part irish....so are you!)
4.have you even tasted tea?its refreshing!
5.*gargle* but coco puffs are better.no! cruncy nut!!!aaaaaaahhh.....anouther cruncy nut moment!
Kagga
Here I am to save the day!
The Brits are just about your only ally in the world right about now. Don't go alientating yourselves from them too, silly American peoples.
1. How come you guys refuse to brush your teeth? It's not like it's hard to do. I do, twice a day!
2. How come you talk funny? You're thinking of those London English accents!? I speak with a great Glaswegian Accent! I bet you don't know what that sounds like!
3. How come you hate us so much? We don't hate you! Or do we?
4. Tea isn't that good, guys. C'mon. Blah! I hate Tea!
5. Cheerios? Yesh! Yummy hoop cereal!
I know, yeh!The Brits are just about your only ally in the world right about now.
We've helped you americans alot
And who's to say its us who speak wierd?
there called A-C-C-E-N-T-S.
People cant choose we're there born, where i live were all "woolybacks" but this is my town.
We'll stop caring when our noble and esteemed leader Tony B stops doing whatever that no-good baseball playing, cow lassooing George W. Bush tells him to do.
And yet you hate us so much....The Brits are just about your only ally in the world right about now. Don't go alientating yourselves from them too, silly American peoples.
SEXY McAWESOME TO YOU, MISTER
Oh god *covers head*
Dance Macabre
Because Americans in general can be arrogant, and they always skit us.And yet you hate us so much....The Brits are just about your only ally in the world right about now. Don't go alientating yourselves from them too, silly American peoples.
I dont like americans 'cause you change our language.
Dont forget, You were ours once.
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