Quote Originally Posted by Sexy McAwesome
questions for the Brits.
1. How come you guys refuse to brush your teeth? It's not like it's hard to do.
2. How come you talk funny?
3. How come you hate us so much?
4. Tea isn't that good, guys. C'mon.
5. Cheerios?
1. For the same reason you all wear cowboy hats and eat hamburgers six times a day. It's to make ourselves look...and smell...different.
2. So we can land roles as archaelogy professors in movies.
3. You borrowed our lawnmower in 1813 and still haven't returned it.
4. In Britain, all tea is laced with crack by the evil tea tycoon, Baron von PG Tipstein. We are all slaves to his will. He is German. Please send help and bail us out. Friendly fire is a must.
5. I honestly wish I knew.