1. For the same reason you all wear cowboy hats and eat hamburgers six times a day. It's to make ourselves look...and smell...different.Originally Posted by Sexy McAwesome
2. So we can land roles as archaelogy professors in movies.
3. You borrowed our lawnmower in 1813 and still haven't returned it.
4. In Britain, all tea is laced with crack by the evil tea tycoon, Baron von PG Tipstein. We are all slaves to his will. He is German. Please send help and bail us out. Friendly fire is a must.
5. I honestly wish I knew.