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    So whenever my friend into a bookstore she puts the sex books in the childrens section. But now shes stopped doing that and puts them in the recommended section. (yes thats the main point of this thread, to tell you that) So what small but hilarious pranks do you do to irritate random people for a cheap laugh?

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    Making fun of people's height is not very nice.

    I DO WHAT I WANT. YOU HAVE PROBLEM?

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    So this midget walks into a bar and... oh, sorry Quina.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Quina
    Making fun of people's height is not very nice.
    No kidding


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    Quina said people, not monkeys.

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    Oh. I'm tall for a monkey, aren't I?


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    No

    Signature by rubah. I think.

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    H8 :fpsad:


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    Grin

    I write up signs saying "LOST: A RED TRACTOR" or something similar and hang them up on noticeboards around school. Also, if you start seeing giant green spots everywhere you go, I was probably involved in that too

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    You know how they say "nerds" will never do anything wrong? Well, me and my friends, we tried to prove it wrong. We all dressed up as nerds (As super hardcore nerds), and then we did some crazy graffiti on the walls and other stuff and took pictures of us while doing so (Of course, we didn't show our faces on the pics). After that we posted it up at our school, and a lot of people started laughing at it. Hey it may be stupid, but it made people laugh.
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    At Foozles at Ontario Mills the sex books were right next to the children's books. Like I could look at them at the same time. Whoever sat that up set up one big joke. xD

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    Punch someone in the face.

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    Me and my friend found a GIANT toy fish (ok we stole it from the pre-school -_-) and took it to the mall and carried it around for hours finally deciding to leave it on the top of someones car >.<

    I really wish i got to see that persons face!

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    In the village where I live, there's this estate where all the chavs & yobos live. It's called Salts Close, but I put up a sign saying Scutters Close.

    I suppose it's a bit funny... Made me & my friends laugh anyway. & a lot of older people who hate the people who live there.

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    You're a chav Destai.
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