Your title reminded me of the old Batman show with the *biff!* *sock!* words on it, which reminds me of how often I'll say something retarted like that.
Speaking of which...
The Riddler: What weighs 4 ounces and is extremely deadly?
Batman:hmmm. A tough one, indeed. It must be a mocking bird in a tree with a machine gun!
That cracks me up. xD
