I say random and stupid things all the time...
English teacher: Kitty, what novel did you study last year with Mr. Dean?
Me: Pride and Prejeudice, darling.
English teacher: ...Did you just call me 'darling'?
Kitty: Oh, bugger...*Sinks her head in her hands*
And I'm always making up stupid phrases like 'It's a bunyip, dingo', or 'Don't eat beans unless you mean it'.
