If only we had some sort of "Climbing Device"...

[Perducci]

I say stupid stuff all the time.

[Reles]

All the freakin time...

Me: I'm not smart! <.<
Mina: Are too!
Piro: Yeah you are.
Me: I bet you I'm not, I bet you 5 dollars.
Mina: Okay give me 5 dollars.
Me: No that's not how it works! You have to ask me a question like: What's the shortests distance between a straight line?
Mina: LMAO! That was so brilliant.
Piro:I'm gonna use that, I'll copyright it though.
Me: Wha...?

[Kamiko]

Try every word that comes out of my mouth.

[fire_of_avalon]

You guys should meet my friend Mary.

[nik0tine]

I am stupid.

[Yuffie514]

once i did, to my mom. she's like this clean, good-mannered freak. i'll say, clean-freak. wants the house dusted clean until everything sparkles like diamonds.

she don't like it when i'm eating at a table and one of my legs is resting on a chair or not touching the ground, etc. one time, she told me not to sit with my legs on a chair and i said to her "this isn't China", and she got mad. wanna know why? Asians eat with manner and Americans are pretty sloppy. that's what ticked her off. i told her what i told 'cuz this is America and i can eat my meal, at my table, any helluva way i want to.

[Social Moon Firesky]

I say random and stupid things all the time...
English teacher: Kitty, what novel did you study last year with Mr. Dean?
Me: Pride and Prejeudice, darling.
English teacher: ...Did you just call me 'darling'?
Kitty: Oh, bugger...*Sinks her head in her hands*

And I'm always making up stupid phrases like 'It's a bunyip, dingo', or 'Don't eat beans unless you mean it'.

[Rinen]

I haven't spoken of anything real stupid in a long time. The only times I can think of is when I'm all of the sudden very klutzy and trip over the smallets of things, but that's not speaking, that's through action. I watch what I say, and make sure what I say makes sense to the person I'm speaking to and my actions justifies my goals.

[ThroneofDravaris]

I once asked a girl, “How is menstruation like a sticky honey flow?”

Damn you “Remembering Babylon”. Now she avoids me.

[Primus Inter Pares]

Morons who get paided more than intelegent people get me off

Hehe, was talking to him on MSN the other day, this one cracks me up each time. Also, from EoFF ToD on religion:

I live for Popcorn chicken....is it the same thing?

I think I remember saying that "Shake it Aeris" was disturbingly therapeutic.

[ThroneofDravaris]

Morons who get paided more than intelegent people get me off

Hehe, was talking to him on MSN the other day, this one cracks me up each time. Also, from EoFF ToD on religion:

I live for Popcorn chicken....is it the same thing?

I think I remember saying that "Shake it Aeris" was disturbingly therapeutic.

Oh, that's funny, I seem to remember that this thread was about stupid things that YOU YOURSELF have said!

And I ment "piss me off" and you know it!

[Primus Inter Pares]

And I ment "piss me off" and you know it!

Yes, but it didn't come out that way, and I laughed, I laughed for HOURS on end. Anytime I get slightly upset all I have to do is look at that quote and it brings a smile to my face

[Hawkeye]

I'm not so think as you drunk I am!

[rubah]

Did anyone call one of your female primary school teachers mum when you were little? I mean, not all the time, just that odd occasion. I know I did. But luckily no one heard me say it.

>< bad memories

Many times ^_^

and I've had children call me mom already@_@;;;

[Dr.K]

"Why would Shakespeare's Sonnet 74 be such a significant sonnet in the series?"
"Uuh...Shakespeare died in 1874?"

"The police should use some sort of rigid code when speaking to eachother. It must get confusing with them saying all those random words like "Tango" and "Oscar"".
I was young!
(SPOILER)Not Really.