I have a speech I was asked to post on his behalf:

I would like to first say I was going to create a new account just to abuse you all for giving me this award but I don't like you all enough to do so, I also value my IP address. Now on to the main point of me bribing someone to post this for me. I HATE YOU ALL, YOU ARE ALL GOING TO DIE and I am going to make sure that as you die Raistlin has the pleasure of being there and moaning at you the whole time about the good old days! I will do this, you will regret ever voting for me and in short when I revive Shlupoa you and your pittiful world will be consumed by Metor!

~ Signed Baloki


Terrifying words indeed. What kind of monster have we created?