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    Default Why does Barret have such small muscles?

    Honestly, even if he didn't have a gunarm, I doubt he'd be able to benchpress 30 pounds. Damn pansy.

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    Call me crazy but I'd be willing to be Barrett could bench 30.

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    Barrett a pansy?? he could bench more than 30...he's bigger than Cloud at least, and he's a weed....

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    Barret could easily benchpress you most likely without breaking into a sweat, so don't mess with the big man!
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    Quote Originally Posted by Maxx Power
    Barret could easily benchpress you most likely without breaking into a sweat, so don't mess with the big man!

    Agreed. Barret could probably kick anybody in the whole games ass (with the exeption of Sephiroth) in a straight-out fist fight.

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    Quote Originally Posted by The True seeD
    Quote Originally Posted by Maxx Power
    Barret could easily benchpress you most likely without breaking into a sweat, so don't mess with the big man!

    Agreed. Barret could probably kick anybody in the whole games ass (with the exeption of Sephiroth) in a straight-out fist fight.
    My Barret can usually handle Sephiroth one-on-one. I've played too much FFVII...

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    Pssh, my Yuffie could do that also! shes lvl 99 while only getting the 1/2 EXP for not being active!
    Of all the games that i find well worth the work, I can only say that three can properly qualify for the category. And of the three, one is, but of corse, FFVII. The other twon games which i couldn't depart from are Xenogears and FFT. And i also found a pattern, All of which were released 1997 or 1998 and were on PS. I have lost some faith in Squaresoft when they merged with Enix, they no longer adapt a well-thought plot as nearly as much as the older titles. And thus, I say to you Square-Enix, "Up yours!"

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    Sheesh....Bugenhagen could handle Sephiroth!

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    Hahahahahaha, nice joke. You're serious, you say?!

    http://cannot.hotlink.this/ff7s_finalheaven/berret.jpg

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    "image hosted by tripod"....omglol!!1



    Barret is a sexy, muscular beast...quit with your lies of small muscles!!!
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    barretts muscles are so small he couldnt even rip off the door to the gas chamber

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    krissy wins.

    But really, just because Barrett's muscles aren't as oversized as his feet doesn't mean he has small muscles.

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    True that, the sheer size of my feet means that my legs look like pipe-cleaners, but I'm currently larger/stronger than most of my contemporaries.
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    this only means one ting:

    BARRETT RULES!!!

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    Barrett is only as real as you let him be.

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