The New Revised 13 Commandments
Ok , let's say that , somehow,someone added 3 new commandments so that there were not Ten Commandments but 13.It'd be interesting to know what these last 3 would be.
In my world , they would be as follows :
11) Thou shall not develop technologies and such for murder and war.
12) Thou shall be tolerant and patient with those of different creed.
13)Thou shall not fail to uphold the previous Commandments.
11) thou shalt not make anymore commandments to do so would miss the point of the ten commandments.
Your sig is too hilarious and witty, thus i have removed it to protect the minds of all forum goers
-The allways inspiring leeza
If you loved your neighbor, you wouldn't need those.
that's a good point from .........zezipster (feels weird saying/typing that.)
Your sig is too hilarious and witty, thus i have removed it to protect the minds of all forum goers
-The allways inspiring leeza
You can impose your laws, but you will never surpress MY FREEDOM!
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*disobeys God's rules*
11.) There is no 11, hah fooled you, Moses. lolz.
12.) Don't spam.
11 or something) Don't do what the commandments command
commandment 53749572512) Never eat cheese, it should be banned
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11) Thy shall not assume everyone else is Christian/actually cares about the ten commandments.
I like Kung-Fu.
what do you think I am ? Stupid ?! Of course not everybody is Christian ! I'm just doing this for amusement's sake.Originally Posted by DMKA
11-20) "I'm just making Moses carry these extra stone tablets 'cuz it's funny to watch him squirm" ~ Signed God.
12) Thou shalt not assume what people are assuming. Ass.
13) Shlup and the other guy should look at DMKA's sig and custom title and location and know not to take his posts in general chat concerning politics or religion seriously.12) Thou shalt not assume what people are assuming. Ass.
I like Kung-Fu.
14) DMKA should do the same. Oh snap!
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