Once upon a time, there was this place called 'America'. 'America' loved their pies. Whether it be 'Apple', 'pumpkin', or 'Rhubarb', they loved them all. One day, the magical "Four 'n' Twenty" Prince travalled far far away from their homeland of 'Australia' to this place they called 'America'. "Prince Four 'n' Twenty" was really excited to be going to 'America'. He had heard alot about their pie loving abilities. 'Australia' was also a Pie loving country, but 'America' was much bigger, and well known. When "Prince Four 'n' Twenty" arrived in 'America' he was put into a grocery store. 'Americans', who are people from 'America', would look at "Prince Four 'n' Twenty" really wierdly, because they had never seen such a thing. They would laugh and mock his contents.

"Cow? In a pie? Hahahahahahaha" said one 'American'
" Pies are only meant for fruit!" Said another.

"Prince Four 'n' Twenty" was getting really sad, because no one would eat him. The one day, someone bought him, went home and ate him.

"It was amazing!" the customer said "It was like nothing I have ever tasted before! I mean, meat, in a pie! Who would of ever thought! Those Aussies' really have some smart people!"

From then on, "Prince Four 'n' Twenty" was widly distributed, and meat pies became known in the United States Of America. And they all lived Happily Ever After.

The End.