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    If you could deport anyone from your own country, who would it be?

    I would kick out Holly Valance. That egocentric bitch used her mediocre acting role on Neighbors to launch an even less successful singing career. Then, when it all failed, decided to live off advertising, to the displeasure of all who have to be subjected to her style of self indulgent commercials.

    YOU’RE NOT TALENTED, SO SHUT THE HELL UP OR GET OUT!!!!!!!!

    A close second would go to, Schapelle Colby. That pathetic excuse for a human being is on the verge of ruining the relationship between Australia and Indonesia, all because she was stupid enough to try and smuggle 4 kg of Cannabis through a country that carries the DEATH PENALTY for drug smuggling. Then again though, she won’t be back for 20 years, so it doesn’t really matter.

    *laughs manically*

    Well, that’s my rant. Who would you like to see packaged in a wooden box and shipped off to Antarctica?

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    i'd deport myself home

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    I'm British and would love to see Pete Docherty, Chris Martin and Jose Mourinho (even though he's Portugesse) deported.

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    I would deport any unknown terrorists living in Australia who plan to hurt our country.

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    If I got to choose the destintion, I'd deport myself to the US. Way easier than the other ways to go about it.

    However if people just got kicked out, I'd deport Jamie Oliver, and Coldplay, and each and every individual in this nation who had a hand in making, publicising, or purchasing the 'Crazy Frog' ringtone.

    Then I'd drop a super high yield nuclear warhead on whatever unfortunate nation they ended up in.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Rusty
    I would deport any unknown terrorists living in Australia who plan to hurt our country.
    You'll have to find me first

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    Tony blair.

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    i'll take holly valance off your hands and give you anne widecombe.
    Your sig is too hilarious and witty, thus i have removed it to protect the minds of all forum goers
    -The allways inspiring leeza

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    Good swap...for us!

    Michael Winner's gotta go too...

    Don't worry dear, it's not a real mouse

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    don't worry dead, i'm actualy a very good driver.
    Your sig is too hilarious and witty, thus i have removed it to protect the minds of all forum goers
    -The allways inspiring leeza

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    Quote Originally Posted by tomamar04
    Good swap...for us!

    Michael Winner's gotta go too...

    Don't worry dear, it's not a real mouse
    So that's it's name.....urge to kill.......rising!

    Dance Macabre


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    I'd like to ship my ex. Pak. studies teacher to the deepest darkest recesses of the earth.


    :whaaa: I've adopted this smiley

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    That woman from the off-license. She short changed me after I bought a packet of Twiglets.
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    Quote Originally Posted by The Anarchy Angel
    Quote Originally Posted by tomamar04
    Good swap...for us!

    Michael Winner's gotta go too...

    Don't worry dear, it's not a real mouse
    So that's it's name.....urge to kill.......rising!
    I love that add xD!

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