If you could deport anyone from your own country, who would it be?
I would kick out Holly Valance. That egocentric bitch used her mediocre acting role on Neighbors to launch an even less successful singing career. Then, when it all failed, decided to live off advertising, to the displeasure of all who have to be subjected to her style of self indulgent commercials.
YOU’RE NOT TALENTED, SO SHUT THE HELL UP OR GET OUT!!!!!!!!
A close second would go to, Schapelle Colby. That pathetic excuse for a human being is on the verge of ruining the relationship between Australia and Indonesia, all because she was stupid enough to try and smuggle 4 kg of Cannabis through a country that carries the DEATH PENALTY for drug smuggling. Then again though, she won’t be back for 20 years, so it doesn’t really matter.
*laughs manically*
Well, that’s my rant. Who would you like to see packaged in a wooden box and shipped off to Antarctica?