With Dr Unne MIA for as long as he has, I demand a replacement. This replacement will have everything that looks like Dr Unne -- his picture in the album (all of them -- including that amazing lazer eyeball one), admin powers or whatever it was he had, and Dr Unne's screen name, avatar, sig and custom title 'teH shoooshyne boi lolz'.

Seeing as this is obviously a farce, gender, shaved heads, overt and obtuse intelligence need not be a factor in a candidate -- we just need somebody to don the monicle...err moniker of Dr Unne and prance about in EoFF shaking his/her head and shuffling off.

I nominate Shlupquack because I'm that kind of asian.