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I believe it all started as simply as cells. The spermatozoon and the ovum somehow came into existence (I'm not saying how *cough*GOD*cough* ^_^) and during the impregnation of the ovum, the cell split and a male rooster and a female hen were born, most likely in an environment capable of fetal incubation. In fact, this could apply to all species born on our planet, if people can believe that the universe just popped into existence, why not all life on earth? (*cough*GOD*cough*)
Jack: How do you know?
Will: It's more of a feeling really.
Jack: Well, that's not scientific. Feeling isn't knowing. Feeling is believing. If you believe it, you can't know because there's no knowing what you believe. Then again, no one should believe what they know either. Once you know anything that anything becomes unbelievable if only by virtue of the fact you now... know it. You know?
Will: No.
If Demolition Man were remade today
Huxley: What's wrong? You broke contact.
Spartan: Contact? I didn't even touch you.
Huxley: Don't you want to make love?
Spartan: Is that what you call this? Why don't we just do it the old-fashioned way?
Huxley: NO!
Spartan: Whoa! Okay, calm down.
Huxley: Don't tell me to calm down!
Spartan: What's gotten into you? 'Cause it sure as hell wasn't me.
Huxley: Physical relations in the way of intercourse are no longer acceptable John Spartan.
Spartan: What? Why the hell not?
Huxley: It's the law, John. And for your information, the very idea that you suggested it makes me feel personally violated.
Spartan: Wait a minute... violated? Huxley what the hell are you accusing me of here?
Huxley: You need to leave, John.
Spartan: But Huxley.
Huxley: Get out!
Moments later Spartan is arrested for "violating" Huxley.
By the way, that's called satire. Get over it.
God created all animals, and therefore, the Chicken came first.
GOD!!!!! U heathen!
The egg. Because the thing that laid the egg evolved from a lesser life form. But the thing inside the egg was a chicken. I know this has already been said.
The egg came first as far as I'm concerned, through evolutionary means. For the record though, there's no reason a theory on the existence of god, and the theory of evolution need to be mutually exclusive. Although if you want to take the bible literally then they won't mix very well.
You want those Sunny Side up?Originally Posted by Faris
Oh, and I say that the Chicken came first. For Chickens make Eggs...
I just thought of something. What if the Chicken layed a Rooster? Bye bye Chickens.
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