I have a friend who thinks he is a zombie, so for fun I shoot him with a BB gun once in a while.
I have a friend who thinks he is a zombie, so for fun I shoot him with a BB gun once in a while.
I'm a zombie.Originally Posted by theundeadhero
I don't know what zombies are
That should explain exactly what zombies are.
Which would be cooler; a Ninja zombie, or a Robot zombie?
I've had this argument before. Unfortunately, it quickly degraded into "Is a Robot zombie the zombie of a dead robot, or a robot who was made to be a zombie?"
I saw this movie once, and this guy was beating zombies with a shovel.
Yeah.
ninja zombie for scariness
robot zombie = normal zombie (shlow) just more brains
Making a slow come back since 2008
Zombies are misunderstood. If you show them some love, you'll find that they're really caring and compassionate creatures! Or is that bears? Hmm...zombie bears, now THERE'S something you don't see every day!
I want a zombie crab. I shall call him Dr. Snappy and he shall be my snappy.
I shall throw him at my foes.
EDIT: CRAB! I said crab. That typo TOTALY changed the meaning of that.
Word/s.
Zombie Crabs are yummy when marinated with butter sauce and garlic for 2 hours.
Leave some shards under the belly
Lay some grease inside my hand
It's a sentimental jury
And the makings of a good plan
Zombies are nothing when you're armed with a Masamune katana. That's all I need when going up against one zombie, or an entire army of the rotting corpses. :chop:
I had an idea for a thread the other day about where the worst place was that you could be when a zombie attack happens.
I thought on the toilet. I'm sure there's worse, though.
Anywhere with lots of people. They'll panic, half of them will get bitten within moments, and you'll likely get trampled to death.
Oh, I wish I were an original polygonal zombie,
that is what I'd really like to be,
cuz if I were an original polygonal zombie,
everyone would be in love with me!
*Blows a ghastly kiss*
:monster2: One, AH! AH! Two, AH AH! Three, AH AH!
...That was creepy...
Leave some shards under the belly
Lay some grease inside my hand
It's a sentimental jury
And the makings of a good plan
I'm a zombie in the morning. That's why I get up after noon.
:whaaa: I've adopted this smiley
My dearest friend is a zombie.
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