The many newbie initiations of Eyes on Final Fantasy!

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1) Blackmageboi "twaks" newbie with a stick
2) Social Moon Firesky pokes/taps you with a stick (less aggresively than BMB)
3) Anarchy Angel gives out Tonberries, Moogles, and assorted FF creatures
4) I stab with plastic spoons
5) Leeza, poilite as always says "Hello. Welcome to EoFF. / "
6) ZuZu either pokes, bites, or gives out ice cream
7) Meat Puppet spams
8) Pureghetto sexorz newbie
9) TisWas bops n00b
10) T-man says "Welcome to EoFF. I hope you enjoy your stay here. "
11) My name is...Something...? marks newbies forehead and steals their stuff
12) Somebody mentions how this place is a looney bin, or that many of us are crazy.
13) Baloki used to do the welcome pack
14) Squinn used to offer n00bs magic ice cream
15) yuna_elena says random things to new members
16) Apollo says "Hello and welcome to EoFF. "
17) Resha gives newbie a personalized message
18) Sepho says "Hey there, new guy."
19) ff7_cloud_tifa_vincint asks n00b about cookies
20) Ansem gives newbies Yaoi Fudge Cookies and Keyblades
21) Samuraid says "Welcome. "
22) themagicroundabout gives away magical cake
23) Feel free to add anything else (relevant please)