The many newbie initiations of Eyes on Final Fantasy!

[Cruise Control]

1) Blackmageboi "twaks" newbie with a stick
2) Social Moon Firesky pokes/taps you with a stick (less aggresively than BMB)
3) Anarchy Angel gives out Tonberries, Moogles, and assorted FF creatures
4) I stab with plastic spoons
5) Leeza, poilite as always says "Hello. Welcome to EoFF. / "
6) ZuZu either pokes, bites, or gives out ice cream
7) Meat Puppet spams
8) Pureghetto sexorz newbie
9) TisWas bops n00b
10) T-man says "Welcome to EoFF. I hope you enjoy your stay here. "
11) My name is...Something...? marks newbies forehead and steals their stuff
12) Somebody mentions how this place is a looney bin, or that many of us are crazy.
13) Baloki used to do the welcome pack
14) Squinn used to offer n00bs magic ice cream
15) yuna_elena says random things to new members
16) Apollo says "Hello and welcome to EoFF. "
17) Resha gives newbie a personalized message
18) Sepho says "Hey there, new guy."
19) ff7_cloud_tifa_vincint asks n00b about cookies
20) Ansem gives newbies Yaoi Fudge Cookies and Keyblades
21) Samuraid says "Welcome. "
22) themagicroundabout gives away magical cake
23) Feel free to add anything else (relevant please)

[-N-]

Pfft. It's toned down from what it used to be.

[Azure Chrysanthemum]

PG sexorz newb.

[Rye]

PG sexorz newb.

[ZuZu]

You forgot MNiS. He marks newbies forehead !

[Meat Puppet]

Since when do I spam.

[Shin Gouken]

i feel i shud have an initiation task on newbies too

[Master Quan]

They must pass the "1000 paddles" endurance test.

[The Anarchy Angel]

*gulps* glad I'm not really a newbie anymore

[Old Manus]

*gulps* glad I'm not really a newbie anymore

[SNOOZER]

They must pass the "1000 paddles" endurance test.

I remember I did that. But it was exactly just like "Crossing the Desert" and "The Unblinking Eye". You know what, in the end when I did "The paddling of the swollen ass, with pants" I became very cynical on how creative your newbie initiations are.

[ZuZu]

Can someone prove that you actually did it....

[SNOOZER]

Can someone prove that you actually did it....

....Probably not. Hehehe. :meatwad:

[ZuZu]

Someone always mentions too about how these place is a looney bin too...or the fact that many of us are crazy.

I'm completely normal

....Probably not. Hehehe.

That's really BAD ...

[-N-]

They must pass the "1000 paddles" endurance test.

I remember I did that. But it was exactly just like "Crossing the Desert" and "The Unblinking Eye". You know what, in the end when I did "The paddling of the swollen ass, with pants" I became very cynical on how creative your newbie initiations are.

All in due time, my friend. All in due time.