Quote Originally Posted by I'm my own MILF
Quote Originally Posted by Rye
Quote Originally Posted by I'm my own MILF
Well WTF did you expect, with him being all... spidery? xD

And by the way... there was no big gay spider, I'm the one who hired the hitarachnid.
YOU MONSTER! *sobs* That was his WIFE, Mr. MILF! His WIFE!
They got married in a $30 wedding in Vegas, it hardly counts. Besides, she was sleeping around.
Nuh-uh! You know nothing about her!