Mine would be Harley Harbor, lol.
Mine would be Harley Harbor, lol.
[leeza]Sig is over 50 kbs.[/leeza]
First pet: Bear
Current Street: Bel Air (don't remember any from my past)
Porn name: Bear Blaire
Jack: How do you know?
Will: It's more of a feeling really.
Jack: Well, that's not scientific. Feeling isn't knowing. Feeling is believing. If you believe it, you can't know because there's no knowing what you believe. Then again, no one should believe what they know either. Once you know anything that anything becomes unbelievable if only by virtue of the fact you now... know it. You know?
Will: No.
If Demolition Man were remade today
Huxley: What's wrong? You broke contact.
Spartan: Contact? I didn't even touch you.
Huxley: Don't you want to make love?
Spartan: Is that what you call this? Why don't we just do it the old-fashioned way?
Huxley: NO!
Spartan: Whoa! Okay, calm down.
Huxley: Don't tell me to calm down!
Spartan: What's gotten into you? 'Cause it sure as hell wasn't me.
Huxley: Physical relations in the way of intercourse are no longer acceptable John Spartan.
Spartan: What? Why the hell not?
Huxley: It's the law, John. And for your information, the very idea that you suggested it makes me feel personally violated.
Spartan: Wait a minute... violated? Huxley what the hell are you accusing me of here?
Huxley: You need to leave, John.
Spartan: But Huxley.
Huxley: Get out!
Moments later Spartan is arrested for "violating" Huxley.
By the way, that's called satire. Get over it.
I thought it was your first pets name and your Mam's maiden name
I shall be, J'ose Park!
My roommates former roommate does porn. The stuff he does is.....disturbing at best.
And by the respective systems I'd be either Basil Brentwood, or Basil Maynard. I think Basil Brentwood is better personally.
Many thanks Christmas!
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it's a shame he wasn't a female, that would have been a pretty good roommate...Originally Posted by Giga Guess
Not for me, and it's still disturbing by any standard.
Many thanks Christmas!
Horniest Member, 2007! Gimme a little unf unf!
I've been doing porn since I was five. My porn name is Something Big. Pfft, only tools don't do porn.
:monster2: One, AH! AH! Two, AH AH! Three, AH AH!
Porn is what makes the world go around...
First pet's name + street living on
Digby Bluestone. That's rubbish!
Middle name + first street lived on:
Phil Garymore.Poor Gary...
Casteal is my little sister!
Max Havengore. That's sounds rubush. I'm moving!!!
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