Audio Madness from Citizen Bleys

[Citizen Bleys]

I recorded a nice 10 meg, 10-minute Introduction to Eyes on Final Fantasy, directed at newbies with a lot of bandwidth. However, those of you who aren't newbies will probably get a lot of laughs out of this introduction. I introduce a phantom newbie to the administration, the forums, the moderators, the rules, etc.

I'll admit that the first couple of minutes (i.e., my introduction of Cid and Britt) is pretty weak, but it gets good towards the end.

DOWNLOADS:

FULL INTRO, 10 MB
Part 1 (admins cid-scottie), 1.9 MB
Part 2 (admins britt-unne), 1.6 MB Asorie is covered in this part. She's the meat in a weirdo (Britt and Unne) sandwich
Part 3 (admin bleys), 1.0 MB
Part 4 (the forums), 1.7 MB
Part 5 (the moderators), 1.4 MB (This is the funniest segment, IMHO
Part 6 (the threats), 916k
Part 7 (the conclusion), 444k

I'm going to try to add this to the registration page

EDIT: NOTE: Do not download the 10 meg file and the others--Parts 1-7 are simply broken down versions of the full intro for those who don't have the bandwidth for a 10 meg download. If you can handle 10 megs, fine, get the full version. If you can't, download the 7 parts separately.

[Vincent Valentine]

I can't look at it from here but I bet it's hilarious!

[Rydia of Mist]

That was fan-freakin'-tastic, Bleysie.

"Rydia of Mist: She hangs around with a guy called 'Happypeepeehead'; this is her most normal trait."

Heh heh. Damn straight.

This is what is called an "Instant EoFF Classic." *much applause*

[Citizen Bleys]

It'd better be. It took 2 weeks of planning and sound-clip downloading, plus another week of recording bits of it over and over and over again to get it right. It had BLOODY WELL BETTER BE POPULAR, SOD IT! *glares*

Well, except with a few people who I'm sure will be after blood *cough*Asorie*cough*

[Rydia of Mist]

By the way, you have one of the most accurate Walter Koenig/Pavel Chekov impressions I've ever heard.

[Scottie]

Nicely done... nicely done.

*claps*

[Citizen Bleys]

Originally posted by Rydia of Mist
By the way, you have one of the most accurate Walter Koenig/Pavel Chekov impressions I've ever heard.

*sigh* Between that and Scottie's intro, I figured I had entirely too much Star Trek in the file

[Cute&Dangerous]

XD
Took a long time for it to load and to listen to it all but it was soooo worth it!

*runs off to listen to it again*

[Endless]

*falls from chair*
*rolls on the floor*

omg !!!


Heh, I hope Thanos will get it too
*hugs Sean's princess*


*listens entirely*

This is absolutely great.
*aaplauds*

[Zell's Fists of Fury]

Breathtaking.... simmply... breathtaking..... so hard not to contain the joy flowing through my body after listening to that.... wow...

[Ally]

:laugh:

That was great!!

[Schala]

LMFAO
That was beautiful Bleys....

[Shadowdust]

This is too good! My toupe is off to you Bleys! BTW, you remind me a lot of one of my friends. You guys are alike in too many ways.

[Danni]

Omg.. that was awesome!! Bravo Bleys! *laughs* you remind me so much of my friend steve hehe

[Chaos]

ROTFLMLCFAO!!!!

translated: Roll on the floor laughing my little cute :bou::bou::bou::bou::bou:ing ass off!!!!

Yeah, very very funny. I wuv it so.

Chaos