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    gah ingrown toenails they give you so much pain and agony

    nails exist to use to scratch

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    To pick stuff up with.

    My pointer finger nail was ripped off & I tried to pick up a quarter off of a table and I couldn't do it. It was frustrating.

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    Evolution *Pfft*.

    Fingernails are there because it protects the skin, to scratch yourself and etc etc we've heard all that.

    Toenails are there because we can stub our toes. Toenails act as somesort of guard from that.
    Curse the Devil!

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    Nails are funny. But useful when I feel itchy or want to scratch my boyfriend xD

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    Cats powerful and gentle, pride of the house
    Like them they feel the cold, like them are sedentary

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    They're actually sex tools.
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    Finger nails rate up there with pubic hair.

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    Nails are there to give support to our extremeties (fingers and toes) while walking and picking stuff up (with your hands and feet respectively...). They also help to stop you from breaking the very top of your fingers and toes (although they havn't helped me recently...)

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    According to my sister, to scratch me with.
    Boy am I an unfunny ass.

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    Quote Originally Posted by SomethingBig
    They're actually sex tools.
    Im going to be awake all night trying to figure that one out.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Destai
    Im going to be awake all night trying to figure that one out.
    I wouldn't experiment on that theory all night if I were you...could get messy & cut your family tree to a stump.



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    Quote Originally Posted by google Answers
    "Why do we have fingernails?"

    "Our fingernails are similar to claws or hooves found in other
    animals. More generally called “digital appendages”, they are enlarged
    keratinized structures (the same stuff that horns are made out of)
    that protect the tips of the fingers and toes in most vertebrate
    species, or aminals with backbones. Fingernails are broad, and
    slightly curved, and mostly cover the top surface of our fingers.

    In other species, this structure is slightly different - for example,
    crocodiles have a thimble-shaped structure that covers the whole tip
    of their digits, whereas hawks and owls have talons, highly recurved
    claws specialized for prey capture, and horses and cows have hooves
    that protect their feet.

    So, the reason we have fingernails is simply that everyone in our
    family tree has some sort of digital appendage that probably served to
    protect fingertips in our distant ancestors, and each group has
    evolved modifications that best fit their needs for a particular
    environment. Fingernails in monkeys, apes and humans always cover only
    one side of the fingertip and thus they protect but don’t limit the
    motion or sensitivity of our fingertips."

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    Opening soda cans, picking up coins, and clawing out eyes are just three of the many and varied uses for nails!

    Toenails remain unfathomable. I fail to see what possible protection they could hope to offer. Indeed, if you hit your toe hard enough for it to need protecting, you'll probably end up driving the nail up into your toe or shattering it or something. Grisly.

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    weapons out of anything, weapons out of nails! i cut mine's and make them look like kitty claws .

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    I use them for scratchin'.

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    I believe nails help against infection, much like hair in the nostril they trap dust and the like we pick up from touching stuff rather than it being deposited on our fingers. They are also generally useful for gaining access to food, in our case the best thing I can think of would be Bananas, our nearest cousin's favourite snacktime treat. I really don't buy the whole used in combat thing. They're flimsy, blunt and cause only superficial damage.
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    I use mine for... NOTHING!

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