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  1. 06-14-2005, 07:46 PM #1
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    Default Your mouth.

    How big is it? Can you fit your hand in your mouth? Have you ever got it stuck? Has being able to do so ever saved your life?

    Personally, yes I can fit my entire hand in my gob. I did it once in a really long, boring assembly and got my hand stuck. My friend was in stitches 'cos I looked so stupid, and then I started laughing. The whole hall was really quiet, and I was trying not to draw attention to myself. Plus, there were teachers really close to us. In the end, I pulled my hand out, but kind of screeched 'cos I bit my hand at one point...And no, I haven't learned my lesson.
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    My gob' is small But i can fit a lollypop stick on its side in my gob, but thats.. painful.. You have the bigg'est'est'est gob ever!
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    Stuck... Thats hilarious!!!
    Leave some shards under the belly
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    Quote Originally Posted by bbomber72000
    Stuck... Thats hilarious!!!
    It was! Except for the fact I drooled all over the place...Oh well. And Zelda, are you stalking me? O_O Pfeh. Anyways, either my gob's big, or I have really small hands.
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    Maybe both...
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    I can see where this thread is going...
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    Quote Originally Posted by Maxico
    I can see where this thread is going...
    In my mouth? =O
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    My friend can fit nearly her whole FOOT in her mouth, but then she's a bit of a freak. She can also lick her elbow, which I thought was impossible, but she proved me wrong.
    Insane people make knives out out of bars of soap.

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    I can fit small children's hands into my mouth. Tasty stuff, and high in fibre!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Social Moon Firesky
    How big is it? Can you fit your hand in your mouth? Have you ever got it stuck? Has being able to do so ever saved your life?

    Personally, yes I can fit my entire hand in my gob. I did it once in a really long, boring assembly and got my hand stuck. My friend was in stitches 'cos I looked so stupid, and then I started laughing. The whole hall was really quiet, and I was trying not to draw attention to myself. Plus, there were teachers really close to us. In the end, I pulled my hand out, but kind of screeched 'cos I bit my hand at one point...And no, I haven't learned my lesson.
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    My friend can fit nearly her whole FOOT in her mouth, but then she's a bit of a freak. She can also lick her elbow, which I thought was impossible, but she proved me wrong.
    1) How did she discover this, When I'm bored I don't think "Maybe I can put my foot in my mouth".
    2) Why would you want to put your foot in your mouth, I wouldn't (I dont wear shoes usually)
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    Quote Originally Posted by Maxico
    I can see where this thread is going...
    You can? O_O

    *Examines her hands and her mouth* Yeah, you're right! I have both!
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    Quote Originally Posted by bbomber72000
    My friend can fit nearly her whole FOOT in her mouth, but then she's a bit of a freak. She can also lick her elbow, which I thought was impossible, but she proved me wrong.
    1) How did she discover this, When I'm bored I don't think "Maybe I can put my foot in my mouth".
    2) Why would you want to put your foot in your mouth, I wouldn't (I dont wear shoes usually)
    I challenged her! She is really twisty! It's amazing and slightly disturbing what she can do XD
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    I challenged her!
    Ok then... Next post please!
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    Quote Originally Posted by bbomber72000
    Ok then... Next post please!
    Hello! <--- This guy has a big gob, but it's not as big as mine!
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