Isn't Rye always involved with the creation of a voice thread? I smell a conspiracy...

OMFG Iri's speaking in Japanese. Heart.
Let's try to translate:
"Good afternoon! I am (sounds like Iru, but I'm going with Iri) Iri-kun. (You said sona-koto which means a billion things so I think this is what you said) I can't believe I'm doing this... "
And I couldn't hear the rest. Boy I hope I got that right.