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    Longest:
    Homophobia makes you look fat - Kuja

    Your body and you...and the guy who controls it - Cloud Strife and Sephiroth

    Proper haircare - Amarant Corel

    Choosing Mascara - Steiner

    Bill Clinton didn't put up with this crap! *ribbit* - Regent Cid

    Anthology of my restraining orders - Zidane Tribal
    Shortest:

    Choosing the proper mate based on personality and shared interests - Don Corneo
    "Gentlemen, you can't fight in here this is the War room"

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    beaglegod-"A begginers Guide to Cross Dressing"
    It doesn't make much sense,but it's funny to think about it!
    hehe Ive always thought Squalls outfit with that fur collar looked girly.

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    I always thought the jacket would look cool.......

    Which Final Fantasy Character Are You?
    Final Fantasy 7
    <-- Take it from my little friend to the left.
    Do not lose your braincells!

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    Shortest:

    Can you revive Aerith?
    By Cloud Strife

    Woman: A independent being
    By Rosa Farrel and Rinoa Heartlilly

    101 Ways To Have Honor
    By Tantalus

    101 Reasons to Ultimecia Compress the Time
    By Edea Kramer

    Longest:

    Girls: How to hit them
    By Zidane Tribal, Edgar Fiagro and Irvine Kinneas

    Quina Quen's Cooking Book
    by Quina Quen

    Transvetite: I'm not one!
    by Kuja

    Shounen-Ai, God's Masterpiece
    by Seifer Almasy and Squall Lionheart
    Quote Originally Posted by yours truly
    Rinoa Heartilly & Squall Leonheart = Isabella Swan & Edward Cullen.

    Don't try and argue with it. You know it's true. =O

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    Men are from Gaia, Women are from Terra
    by Kuja

    Short books:

    Final Fantasy I in Our Own Words
    by the Light Warriors

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    When I grow up, I want to go to Bovine Trump University! - Ralph Wiggum

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    Quote Originally Posted by Behold the Void
    LOL. XD

    Shortest

    Personality, a Guide to Have One
    by FFV Characters

    Binary Numbers: They Rock!
    by Cactuar

    Speech About What I Feel
    by FFVI Moogles (bar Mog)

    How To Hide Plotholes
    by FFVIII Team

    Longest

    What am I doing here?
    by Tidus
    Last edited by Alexander; 06-28-2005 at 01:27 PM.
    Quote Originally Posted by yours truly
    Rinoa Heartilly & Squall Leonheart = Isabella Swan & Edward Cullen.

    Don't try and argue with it. You know it's true. =O

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    Quote Originally Posted by Wiegrahf42
    Your body and you...and the guy who controls it - Cloud Strife and Sephiroth
    Doesnt that have a Foreward by Goblez and Zemus?
    Onion Kid For Life.

    Lets spam cids usernotes!! Spread the love and copy this to your sig!!
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    Long Book:

    "Coming Into Season,a Ronsos Guide"
    by Kimahri Ronso

    "Litter Training for Dummies"
    by Red XIII

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    Shortest

    10 word sentences
    by: Kimari

    Longest

    I Suck
    by: Tidus
    "You and i are caught up in the same flow...I'm just going against it..."

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    Why would someone write a book about how much they suck?

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    When I grow up, I want to go to Bovine Trump University! - Ralph Wiggum

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    Because they're Tidus.
    Don't delay, add The Pimp today! Don't delay, add The Pimp today!
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    Short books:

    Proper Grammar - by Gau
    My Usefulness In Battle - by Rosa
    Cosmetic Advice - by Queen Brahne
    Me Not Being Hungry - by Quina
    Final Fantasy Players Who Regard Me As Their Favorite Character - by Strago

    Long books:

    My Chin Is Bigger Than Your Chin - by Steiner
    Being A Fair Weather Friend - by Kain
    How To Pass For The Opposite Gender - by Faris
    Times I've Tripped Over Myself - by Vivi

    Just a random book:

    How Come The Other Cid Survives Jumping Out Of An Airship But I Die After Eating The Wrong Kind Of Fish? - by the Cid from FFVI
    Hi! I don't come on here often, but when I do, be sure to say hi. I'm nice and I don't bite. I just have a life.

    Square Games I have beaten:
    FFIV, FFVI, FFIX, FFVII

    Square Games I am currently playing:
    FFX, FFV, Chrono Trigger

    Pleeeeeease don't spoil anything for me. Or I will cry. And maybe stab you with a plastic fork.

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    Longest:

    How to kidnap a princess successfully
    ~Zidane

    How to keep myself from danger without the help of my bodyguards
    ~Yuna

    Shortest:

    How to find out if a person is a vampire
    ~Vincent

    How to get Zell pissed off
    ~Seifer

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