Longest-

Straight men I’ve turned
Sephiroth

Why I’ll NEVER be back
Alic Baldwin

People I hate
Kefka


Shortest-

My Life
Aeris Gainsborough

FFX-2: Complete Walkthrough
Someone who could be bothered

Men who look me in the eye
Tifa Lockeheart

Founded reasons why FF8 sucked.
F. U. All