Short:

Horn Maintenance And You
Kimahri Ronso

How To Get Rid Of A Cold
Yang

The Plus Sides of Petrification: A Compilation
Palom, Porom and Blank

Proper Etiquette
Barret Wallace

Longest:

Dancing Made Easy
Mog

Engineering Your Submerging Domicile: A Do It Yourself Guide
Edgar R. Figaro

Final Fantasy Tactics
Alazam Durai

Chicken Soup for the Evil Tree
Ex-Death