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    Shortest

    Why I am NOT Ultimecia
    Rinoa Heartily >>> A highly controversial book, which led to the making of this:

    Why I AM Rinoa
    Ultimecia

    Longest

    Patience is a Virtue
    Shadow

    Why being penetrated by something long isn't always a good thing.
    Aeris Gainsborough

    Plays

    A big eye-ball in the sky named desire.
    Kuja

    Magazines

    MAD Issue 9999: What me worry?
    Quina

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    Longest:
    What not to say - Chrono & Serge
    How to be a time-compression traveling, evil, magical slut that lives in a floating castle - Ultimecia
    How all the other Cids made fun of me because I don't know anything about airships - Cid Kramer
    How to write a self-help book - FF6 team

    Shortest:
    How to not care - Squall
    How to look and act like a girl - Kuja
    How to be spoony - Edward
    The days I haven't sworn - Barret

    Rye made this!

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    Quote Originally Posted by medigodoom
    How all the other Cids made fun of me because I don't know anything about airships - Cid Kramer
    Good one!!

    Oh, and here's a couple more:

    Longest:

    The Path of Redemption -Cecil Baron, FWD by Gen. Beatrix

    The Complete Materia Collectors Guide (with 320 pages of full color photographs and illustrations) -Yuffie Kisaragi, Introduction by Scarlett

    The Art of Kicking A-- and Taking Names -Cidolfus Orlandu, General Beatrix, Cloud Strife, Squall Leonhart & Auron, FWD by Ruby Weapon

    Shortest:

    Archeological Finds in and Near Goug Machine City -Ramuza Beoulve
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    The Art of Expressing Yourself.
    Kimahri Ronso

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    Longest? Hotdogs by Zell Dincht.
    Bow before the mighty Javoo!

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    Shortest:

    Reasons to be cheerful, by Sephiroth
    Road to success, by Biggs and Wedge
    Plausable shortcomings in FFIX, by random n00b
    The similarty and correlation between the Spirits Within and FF games, by random n00b

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    Why everyone has to die, by Kuja
    Why chicks dig my tail, by Zidane
    The reason chocobos should not be fed hot pepper, by Choco
    Advanced Genome and Tail design For Dummies, by Garland
    Why not to neuter your dog, by Rinoah
    Climbing the ladder, by Kefka
    :joey:

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    Versatility by Umaro
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    Longest:

    Why I dun Wear Pants - Kuja
    The Art Of Destroying - Kefka
    My Mama And Me - Sephiroth

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    Short Books:

    "My Diary"
    by Aeris Gainsborough

    "Things I Have in Common with Mike Tyson...Besides My Tatoo"
    by Zell Dincht

    "A begginers Guide to Cross Dressing"
    by Cloud Strife


    Long Books

    "A begginers Guide to Cross Dressing"
    by Squall Leonhart

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    beaglegod-"A begginers Guide to Cross Dressing"
    by Squall Leonhart
    It doesn't make much sense,but it's funny to think about it!

    Which Final Fantasy Character Are You?
    Final Fantasy 7
    <-- Take it from my little friend to the left.
    Do not lose your braincells!

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    Talk your problems out by S. Leonhart


    Long
    Frogs by Quina

    1000 hints to play a vampire by Vincent Valentine

    9999 great hints of getting ladies by Zidane

    how to talk gently by princess Garnet til Alexandros

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    Shortest:

    Armor Cleaning for Dummies
    Adelbert Steiner

    The Art of Standing Still
    Zell Dincht
    Smile. ^_^


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    Shortest:

    Fashion Sense for the Summoners Volume I: Colours and You
    Rydia of Mist

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