Being WIerd is Cool.
Being normal got me here though.
Being WIerd is Cool.
Being normal got me here though.
It looks like the ground had a sex change.
"If you leave me all alone,
Forget all about me and go on home,
Carry on life as if I never was,
You'll find your self in my place because . . .
I'll come back and haunt you!"
Insane people make knives out out of bars of soap.
If you dont meet my demands ill make u Ph33r me
1)Bury me with my prized possesions
2)Let all my friends come to my funeral.
3)Bury me With my DW5
If u dont ill come back and haunt.PH33r m3
It looks like the ground had a sex change.
Here Lies DanteWolfWood
May 26, 1989-June21,2005
Died of lack of oxygen because of non-stop laughing when yuna ran and fell trying to hug tidus....
Here Lies Jack
If You're Standing There
Reading This Epitaph
Your An Idiot For Caring
Because Jack Doesn't Care
"I think you'd make any (nice) woman happy... & I think you really deserve for someone to make you happy too for a change"
Here lies Odaise Gaelach
Stuck his tongue out at a puma
And told him to, "Bite me."
Money, power, sex... and elephants.
-- Capt. Simon Illyan, ImpSec
Here's lies "X" the Merciless
World Ruler & Vindictive Dictator
May he burn in Hell forever
Jack: How do you know?
Will: It's more of a feeling really.
Jack: Well, that's not scientific. Feeling isn't knowing. Feeling is believing. If you believe it, you can't know because there's no knowing what you believe. Then again, no one should believe what they know either. Once you know anything that anything becomes unbelievable if only by virtue of the fact you now... know it. You know?
Will: No.
If Demolition Man were remade today
Huxley: What's wrong? You broke contact.
Spartan: Contact? I didn't even touch you.
Huxley: Don't you want to make love?
Spartan: Is that what you call this? Why don't we just do it the old-fashioned way?
Huxley: NO!
Spartan: Whoa! Okay, calm down.
Huxley: Don't tell me to calm down!
Spartan: What's gotten into you? 'Cause it sure as hell wasn't me.
Huxley: Physical relations in the way of intercourse are no longer acceptable John Spartan.
Spartan: What? Why the hell not?
Huxley: It's the law, John. And for your information, the very idea that you suggested it makes me feel personally violated.
Spartan: Wait a minute... violated? Huxley what the hell are you accusing me of here?
Huxley: You need to leave, John.
Spartan: But Huxley.
Huxley: Get out!
Moments later Spartan is arrested for "violating" Huxley.
By the way, that's called satire. Get over it.
"RIP. . .Um, what was her name again?"
FOR DANTE WOLFWOOD: I don't think I'm special, I just one that I'm one out of however many who hasn't smoked pot. . .so I put it up on my siggy. . .it doesn't mean that I think I'm better than those who do smoke.
Last edited by *iloveme06*; 06-22-2005 at 12:48 AM.
Have you seen my keyblade?
Scorpion wins. Fatality.
Or perhaps, more fitting: May he burn forever like the world he brought to it's knees.
>>> "You are next.."
>> The black orb glitters ominously... but nothing happens..
'Del Murdered' (got to stick with the classics)
Proud to be the Unofficial Secret Illegal Enforcer of Eyes on Final Fantasy!
When I grow up, I want to go toBovineTrump University! - Ralph Wiggum
"Some witty comment about an observation".
"Some mother's son"
Good movie..Originally Posted by OmegaKiller23
My epitaph with read..
OMG BOUT TIME YOU DIED LMAO! JK! LOLZ...T3H SUx0RS RLY...MEH BLEH :*( TILDE
"She was so tragically disfigured by that raging antelope that we actually have no idea who is this...."
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