You're dead. Now think of something clever to put on your epitaph.
Here lies SNOOZER.
[strike]"I told you I was sick."[/strike]
"Well that sucked."
I took the liberty and went ahead and changed it, before everybody starts posting more "You stole that from what's-his-face". In all honesty, it was a coincidence, I have no idea who that man is really. So, I apologize.