Tom Cruise gets squirted in the face. (No pun intended)

[Loony BoB]

Once you come down to it, on prank scales, it's pathetic. Bring back Trigger Happy TV.

[Dreddz]

Once you come down to it, on prank scales, it's pathetic. Bring back Trigger Happy TV.

They did, with an American one, which was soemhow only on late night
Dom Jolly made another thing for BBC which sucked

[Meat Puppet]

If I were Tom Cruise I would have just laughed the joke off and then popped open the fake reporters throat when he thinks we are both good buddies.

[Destai]

I think he hadled it good enough but made a bit too much of a big deal about it even though he didnt go and do a Russel Crow over the whole thing. Id have just said to the fake interviewer that people have been waiting there for hours for autographs and interviews and after he gave the interviewer the time of day the half assed prank wasnt appreaciated.

[Zell's Fists of Fury]

http://www.google.co.uk/search?hl=en...e&q=define:pun

I thought it'd be a bit obvious.

It's the fact that Tom thinks he's all high & mighty 'cause he's a celebrity, so he has to make a big fuss out of it for the camera.

There are still no puns in that title. I paid for a pun and I want it, dammit.

[Psychotic]

Tom Cruise is small. So he's a squirt. The squirt got squirted.

It was the best I could think of from that title.

[Meat Puppet]

Is Tom Cruise an ex-gay porn star?

Just trying to get something to work with here.

[Yamaneko]

Hey, guess what? People get squirted in the face with water all the time. Crazy, I know.

[Miriel]

What? Celebrities aren't people. They're strange beings who explode if they eat carbs, have obnoxiously white teeth, are composed of 75% plastic and 10% Botox, and through powers of sheer prettiness compel the world to put them on a pedestal and sell their half-eaten toast on ebay.

When things happen to these creatures, we gotta know about it! It has to be front page news! How else are we going to validate our own lives if not by mocking the misfortunes of celebrities, and saying, "oh he might be rich and famous, but at least I didn't get squirted in the face today."

[Loony BoB]

Yeah, Yams. Geez. Get with the program. Miriel knows the score.

[Yamaneko]

Supposed "artists" have a job. Their job is to entertain me. When they exceed the bounds of their job and begin to think they are better than me, then I should have the right to squirt water in their face. Also, there are people dying around the world. Yes, let us talk about Tom Cruise.

[Jack]

I'm loving how the police are getting involved. If God squirted Tom Cruise with a downpour, would he be persucuted? Would he be allowed bail? Would Cameras be dragged into court? Would the Jury have decide wether God (The Defendent) should be punnished for getting Mr Cruise (The Victim) a little wet?

The definition of "assualt" has been taken too far. It was just a little bit of water.

[Loony BoB]

I just finally watched the video. I think that was hilarious. I wouldn't be surprised if he goes back to his hotel and laughs about it. Props to him, he totally embarrassed the people who were trying to embarass him. If you can take a shot at yourself and totally get someone else for taking that shot, then good on you. I think Tom Cruise was doing just what Yams wanted him to do. Entertain. He intentionally got the guy in front of the camera and everything. If I was him, I would have loved keeping a straight face through all that and then gone inside or something and cracked up.

[Dante WolfWood]

ok, personally, I praise tom cruise for what he did, you people are saying hes acting like that bc hes an actor, well, guess what, you're right. It was very stupid and unexpected, I bet he was ALOT madder than we showed to be (atleast I would be)....Now, unlike some random guy off the street and beating the mans ASS, Tom cruise knows that his career was on the line and ALOT of people look up to him bc hes an idol, so he dealt with the situation calmly and with appropriate manner. Now, you say tom is being stuck up but in reality he really did do the right thing.

Also, he didnt get all "upset" like you all say he did, he didnt dare raise his voice not once.

I think he did great and did what was supposed to do instead of intaginazing (spelled right?) the "papparazi vs. celebrities" war.

[Excelsior]

good for him. if someone started talking to me and then squirted me in the face, id deck em. but with all the cameras around, he was right for at least telling that guy wat a dick he was.