I had to get all sorts of tests done today, and they made me drink Barium. Let me tell you about barium. It's white and looks lik a thin milkshake, good so far. Then you smell it, the smell is like decaying grapes. Then you drink it. It has the consitancy of chalky vomit, and about the same test. Then they make you drink 30 oz. of it while trying not to hurl. Then they turn you radioactive with x-rays. Then, for hours afterwords, you taste it when you burp. It's ddisgusting.
So, any of you have to drink barium and get turned all glowy?