Lumberjacks

[theundeadhero]

I'm slowly discovering that I might be a lumberjack! This is quite surprising. I never thought I had what it took to earn such a title.

I like to wear big flannel shirts.
I like to eat pancakes for breakfast.
I want to grow a big bushy beard.
I like to play with chainsaws.

My life has turned over a new leaf. Soon I might find myself saying thing such as.... ummm. Whatever a lumberjack might say. What do lumberjacks say? What are some other telltale signs of lumberjackiness? Do I have hope? Who wants to be a lumberjack with me?

[Doomie]

Yeah, I'd be happy to. PAUL BUNYAN FOR LIEF!

[Ste]

What are some other telltale signs of lumberjackiness?

well cutting down trees is sometimes a bit of a giveaway...

and all i can say is

I'm a lumberjack, and I'm okay
I sleep all night and work all day

I cut down trees. I eat my lunch.
I go to the lavatory.
On Wednesdays I go shoppin'
And have buttered scones for tea.

I cut down trees. I skip and jump.
I like to press wild flowers.
I put on women's clothing
And hang around in bars.

I cut down trees. I wear high heels,
Suspendies, and a bra.
I wish I'd been a girlie,
Just like my dear Papa.

ahhh....monty python...so damn good.

[Leeza]

I think that lumberjacks say, "I AM CANADIAN!"

I like pancakes and I like to work with wood and I do like flannel shirts, but I just can't seem to grow that big bushy beard.

[Loony BoB]

I used to work at a timber yard!

[Azure Chrysanthemum]

Darn, someone got to the Python song before I did.

[Devourment]

theundeadlumberjack.

[I Don't Need A Name]

He cut down trees
he wears high heels sus.....What *mumble mumble*!!
such a good song

[Jess]

Chainsaws are scary.

[Old Manus]

In Soviet Russia etc..

[Meat Puppet]

I've heard on the radio that you need to be manly, hardworking and hard drinking to be a lumberjack. I am one of these.

[RSL]

I've never met a lumberjack.

[Chibi Angel]

I like chainsaws and Monty Python.

[Psychotic]

When I was 10 met a lumberjack who offered me some cream. But I was in Scotland at the time, so it's not really that odd.

[Rye]

Lumberjacks are scary.