Favourite Movie Quotes

[Ravenmorghane]

"He hates me, he's always hated me and now he wants to shoot my mum"
-Shaun of the dead

Brian:" I am NOT the Messiah! "
Arthur: "I say you are Lord, and I should know. I've followed a few."
-Life of Brian

Bridgekeeper: Stop. Who would cross the Bridge of Death must answer me these questions three, ere the other side he see.
Sir Lancelot: Ask me the questions, bridgekeeper. I am not afraid.
Bridgekeeper: What... is your name?
Sir Lancelot: My name is Sir Lancelot of Camelot.
Bridgekeeper: What... is your quest?
Sir Lancelot: To seek the Holy Grail.
Bridgekeeper: What... is your favourite colour?
Sir Lancelot: Blue.
Bridgekeeper: Go on. Off you go.
Sir Lancelot: Oh, thank you. Thank you very much.
Sir Robin: That's easy.
Bridgekeeper: Stop. Who would cross the Bridge of Death must answer me these questions three, ere the other side he see.
Sir Robin: Ask me the questions, bridgekeeper. I'm not afraid.
Bridgekeeper: What... is your name?
Sir Robin: Sir Robin of Camelot.
Bridgekeeper: What... is your quest?
Sir Robin: To seek the Holy Grail.
Bridgekeeper: What... is the capital of Assyria?
[pause]
Sir Robin: I don't know that.
[he is thrown over the edge into the volcano]
Sir Robin: Auuuuuuuugh.
Bridgekeeper: Stop. What... is your name?
Galahad: Sir Galahad of Camelot.
Bridgekeeper: What... is your quest?
Galahad: I seek the Grail.
Bridgekeeper: What... is your favourite colour?
Galahad: Blue. No, yel...
[he is also thrown over the edge]
Galahad: auuuuuuuugh.
Bridgekeeper: Hee hee heh. Stop. What... is your name?
King Arthur: It is 'Arthur', King of the Britons.
Bridgekeeper: What... is your quest?
King Arthur: To seek the Holy Grail.
Bridgekeeper: What... is the air-speed velocity of an unladen swallow?
King Arthur: What do you mean? An African or European swallow?
Bridgekeeper: Huh? I... I don't know that.
[he is thrown over]
Bridgekeeper: Auuuuuuuugh.
Sir Bedevere: How do know so much about swallows?
King Arthur: Well, you have to know these things when you're a king, you know.
- Monty python and the holy grail

there are many more from monty python films but i cant be bothered to write them ALL down!

[Cuchulainn]

"if you're frightened of dying and you're holding on you'll see devils tearing your life away but ... if you've made your peace then the devils are really angels freeing you from the earth - Louis (played by Danny Aiello) from 'Jacob's Ladder'

"They can jail us. They can shoot us. They can even conscript us. They can use us as cannon fodder in the Somme. But...but we have a weapon more powerful than any in the whole arsenal of the British empire. And that weapon is our refusal, our refusal to bow to any order but our own, to any institution but our own." = Michael Collins (played by Liam Neeson) from 'Michael Collins'

[kikimm]

"Finish it Flaversham!"
-----The Great Mouse Detective.

Yes.

[Freya0]

Givce me the child. From dangers untold and hardships unnumbered, i have fought my way here to the castle beyond the goblin city to take back the child that you have stolen. For my will is as strong as yours and my kingdom is as great... for my will is as strong as yours and my kingdom great..damn i can never remember that line....
YOU HAVE NO POWER OVER ME!

--Labrynth

[NeoTifa]

"put another round in that woman over there, shes a twitcher!"
~dawn of the dead

"luke, i am your father"
~ha, star wars! classic

"you saved me from the giant baracuda! but look, i've salvaged the treasure! we can live like kings! we can live like kings!!!!!!!!!"
~freddie got fingered

[Doomie]

"You will always remember THIS as the day that you almost caught Captain Jack Sparrow!"

[Rye]

"You will always remember THIS as the day that you almost caught Captain Jack Sparrow!"

Pirates of the Carribean. :<3:

[Strider]

What we do in life echoes in eternity.

[Vaprice]

"For you baby I could be"~pussssss and boots! *shiny shiny*

"Whats the capital of thailand? bangkok!"~stiffler

"Dude, wheres my car?"

[Sasquatch]

"My momma told me never put off until tomorrow people you can kill today."
"All you people can kiss my Rebel dick."
"I'm your Huckleberry."
-Doc Holiday, Wyatt Earp

[Geena Davis points at a piece of bloody gauze on Samuel L. Jackson's stomach]"Uh-oh. You're seeping. Here, look at this." [Flashes him]
"Ugh?!"
[Rips gauze off]
"Aaah, f---, that hurt like <img src="/xxx.gif"><img src="/xxx.gif"><img src="/xxx.gif"><img src="/xxx.gif">!"
"I know. That's why I distracted you first. Same tactic used in deflowering virgins."
"Wha--virgins--wha--what??"
"Read it in some Harold Robbins book. Guy bites her on the ear, distracts her from the pain. Ever try it?"
"No, I just sock 'em in the jaw and yell 'Pop goes the wiesel!'"
-Geena Davis and Samuel L. Jackson, The Long Kiss Goodnight

"Out of all the Christmas Pageants I've been to...this one was by far the most recent."
-Geena Davis, The Long Kiss Goodnight

"Here, take this, take it!" [Gives Geena Davis the Uzi] "Alright, I got three shots left in this revolver. You got a full clip. Just point, and spray. Ready? And..." [Grenade drops at his feet] "F--- IT! Run for your life!"
-Samuel L. Jackson, The Long Kiss Goodnight

"It's your dog, Alice. It has ruined my appetite."
"Well what's wrong with the dog?"
"It's been lickin its asshole for the past three hours straight. I submit that there is nothing there worth more than an hour's attention. I would imagine that anything he is attempting to dislodge is either gone for good, or there to stay."
-Can't remember his name, and his wife. Old guy. Nathan, maybe. The Long Kiss Goodnight

"Here, shoot out the back window if you have to." [Gives pistol to Jackson, pulls out another one]
"Jesus old man, how many of them things you got?"
"Three. One shoulder, one hip, and one right here next to Mr. Wally. Those pat-downs never reveal it because an agent is often reluctant to feel up another man's groin. Any other questions?"
-Samuel L. Jackson and that same old guy, same movie.

"De-nah-nn-nah-nah [tune to "Bad to the Bone"], got my hand in the left pocket, de-nah-nn-nah-nah, gun in the right hand side, de-nah-nn-nah-nah..."
"It makes a bulg, people can see."
"You want me to put it in my pants and shoot my damn dick off?"
"So now you're a sharpshooter?"
-Samuel L. Jackson and Geena Davis, The Long Kiss Goodnight

Yeah, you can tell what my favorite movie is...

Maybe I should be ashamed that I knew that quote from Labrynth before I got halfway through it...

[BlazeLord]

"Frankly my dear I don't give a damm"-Gone with the wind


"I'll be back"-The Terminator

[Ryth]

"I've had worse!"

"Merely a flesh wound!"

"Kindly Bold Sir Robin,
Rode forth from Camelot,
He was not at all afraid to die oh Brave Sir Robin,
He was not at all afraid to be killed in nasty ways,
brave, brave, brave, brave Sir Robin,
He was not in the least bit scared to be mashed into a pulp,
Or to have his eyes gouged out,
And his elbows broken,
To have his knee cut split and his body burned away,
And his limb all hacked and mangled brave Sir Robin,
His head smashed in,
and his heart cut out,
and his liver removed,
and his bowels unplugged,
And his nostrils raped,
And his bottom burned out,
And his penis-" "Now-uh-thats enough music for now.."

I love this movie.

[Sasquatch]

"Kindly Bold Sir Robin,
Rode forth from Camelot,
He was not at all afraid to die oh Brave Sir Robin,
He was not at all afraid to be killed in nasty ways,
brave, brave, brave, brave Sir Robin,
He was not in the least bit scared to be mashed into a pulp,
Or to have his eyes gouged out,
And his elbows broken,
To have his knee cut split and his body burned away,
And his limb all hacked and mangled brave Sir Robin,
His head smashed in,
and his heart cut out,
and his liver removed,
and his bowels unplugged,
And his nostrils raped,
And his bottom burned out,
And his penis-" "Now-uh-thats enough music for now.."

Now, did you quote that entirely from memory?

I'd have to say, this is one of the best parts of the movie.

[DK]

"HEY YOU GUYS!"

The Goonies <3

[Ravenmorghane]

Longfellow Deeds: "It's hard to soar with the eagles when you're surrounded by turkeys. "
-Mr Deeds

Frenchy: "Men are rats, listen to me, they're fleas on rats, worse than that, they're amoebas on fleas on rats. I mean, they're too low for even the dogs to bite. The only man a girl can depend on is her daddy."
-Grease