Kyle: Shut up fat boy!
Cartman: Don't call me fat you smurfin' Jew!
Mr. Garrison: Did you just say the f-word?!
Cartman: Jew?
<3
Kyle: Shut up fat boy!
Cartman: Don't call me fat you smurfin' Jew!
Mr. Garrison: Did you just say the f-word?!
Cartman: Jew?
<3
Smokey: YOU GOT KNOCK THE smurf OUT!!!
- Friday
"The things you own, end up owning you." - Tyler Durden
"I can be your best friend or your worst enemy" - Cable Guy
"Uhhuhuh......some people are dumb, uhuhuh......." -Butthead
"No good thing ever dies....." - Andy Duffrain, Shawshank Redemption
"Some birds aren't ment to be caged......" - Red, Shawshank Redemption
"Stupid is as stupid does"- Forrest Gump
"I was born, a poor black child....." - Steve Martin, The Jerk
"WHOOOOO!!! My dogs are barkin' today..." John Candy, Planes, Trains, & Automobiles
Any quote from the Holy Grail
"Sounds like somebody's got a case of the Mundays! - Office Space (O.S.)
"Umm...excuse me, but I believe you have my stapler......" - Milton, Office Space
'Human beings were not ment to sit in little cubicles all day!" Peter, Office Space
'Ummmm.......yeeeeah......I'm gonna need you, to go ahead and.......come in tomorrow...." Lumbergh, Office Space
(to Michael Bolton) "Why don't you just go by "Mike"?"
" Why should I change, he's the one who sucks" - O.S.
'Hey Lawrence, what would you do if you had a million dollars?"
(thinks) "I tell ya what I'd do man, 2 chicks at the same time, man."
'That's it? If you had a million dollars you'd do 2 chicks at the same time."
"Damn stright. Always wanted to do that man. And I bet I could hook that up too, cause chicks dig dudes with money."
"Well, not all chicks."
"Types of chicks that double-up on guys like me do."
"Good point." - O.S.
"Heeeeeeeeeere's Johnny!!" The Shining
"Do we all die alone?' - Donnie Darko
"Why are you wearing that stupid bunny suit?" -Donnie
"Why are you wearing that stupid man suit?" - Frank
"Damnit Donnie, why ya gotta get so smart on us?"
Charlie Croker:"You're only supposed to blow the bloody doors off!"
-the italian job (the original!)
"Get away from her you BITCH!!!" - Ellen Ripley from Aliens getting ready to battle the alien queen.
Rye made this!
"SHOW ME THE MONEY!!!"-Jerry Maguire
"Go ahead punk....make my day"-Dirty Harry
"Ladies and gentlemen welcome to my submarine lair............it's long and hard and full of seamen"-Dr.Evil
"Quit playin with yer dingy"-Chris Farley(Genius.......may he rest in peace)
"....These all go to eleven..." -Spinal Tap
"God Napoleon, just go make yourself a dang quesa-dilluh!" - ND
"Silly rabbit...tricks are for kids." - Kill Bill Vol.1
"Is there anyone else up there we can talk to?" - M.P. and the Holy Grail
"...Its not that I don't try, its just that I don't care." - Office Space
All I can think of at the moment.
Take my love, take my land
Take me where I cannot stand
I don't care, I'm still free
You can't take the sky from me
Take me out to the black
Tell them I ain't comin' back
Burn the land and boil the sea
You can't take the sky from me
There's no place I can be
Since I found Serenity
But you can't take the sky from me...
Listen to the Firefly theme.
Die Hard: Yippie Ki-yay Mother-****er
Fight Club *It doesnt mention Edward Norton's characters name so I'll just put EN*
" I cried like I never cried before, right in the middle of Bob's bitch-tits.
" I was an in-your face guy. Walking right in to people Id like to say Yes these are scars from fighting. I used to be such a nice guy."
From the Book: Fight Club
I look at God taking notes behind his desk, but gods got this all wrong.
We are not special
We are not crap or trash either
We just are, and what happens just happens
And god says "No. Thats not right."
Yeah. Well. You can't teach god anything.
Active after a year? ZOMG.
But yeah when i DID post a year ago I was an ass to everyone. So sorry about that. You can totally tell I used to think i was "gangsta" just by my name. Boy have I changed.
"When the dead are coming back to life, the word trouble has no meaning"
-Mr. Kaufman, Land of the Dead
"First you want to kill me, now you want to kiss me, Blow Me."
-Ash, Evil Dead: Army of Darkness
"Hail to the King Baby!"
-Ash, Evil Dead: Army of Darkness
"How will God judge you? Well, friends... now we know. When there is no more room in hell, the dead will walk the earth."
-TV Dood, Dawn of the Dead [2004 Remake]
"Zombies, man. They creep me out."
-Mr. Kaufman, Land of the Dead
"Riley:Put some flowers in the graveyard.
Charlie: "Put some flowers in the graveyard". How come you call them that, Riley? I don't get it. There here ain't the kind of flowers you lay on the ground, these here are sky flowers. Way up in heaven...
Riley: That's why I love you, Charlie, 'cause you still believe in heaven."
-Riley and Charlie, Land of the Dead
A census taker once tried to test me. I ate his liver with some fava beans and a nice chianti.
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Would you screw me? I'd screw me. I'd screw me hard.
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Tell me, Clarice - have the lambs stopped screaming?
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movies~ Silence of the lambs
My name is Ignio Matoya, you killed my father, prepare to die
-The Princess bride-
Your mother was a hamster and you father smelt of Elderberries!
It's only a flesh wound, I've had worse
I'm being supressed!
-basically everything from Holy grail-
You can't handle the truth!
-A few good men-
I shall welease Wodowick!
-all of Pontius Pilate's lines in Life of Brian-
"Luke I am your father" is another misquote. It's just "I am your father".
"Gentlemen, you can't fight in here this is the War room"
"It's all in the reflexes" - Jack Burton, Big Trouble in Little China
"This is my Boomstick!" - Ash, Army of Darkness (Evil Dead 3)
"Like the fella says, in Italy for 30 years under the Borgias they had warfare, terror, murder, and bloodshed, but they produced Michelangelo, Leonardo da Vinci, and the Renaissance. In Switzerland they had brotherly love - they had 500 years of democracy and peace, and what did that produce? The cuckoo clock" - Harry Lime, The Third Man
"You're an errand boy, sent by grocery clerks, to collect a bill" - Colonel Kurtz, Apocalypse Now
and many, many more. Too many to mention here.
There is no signature here. Move along.
Army Of Darkness is the coolest movie ever.
Hey she-bitch!
Active after a year? ZOMG.
But yeah when i DID post a year ago I was an ass to everyone. So sorry about that. You can totally tell I used to think i was "gangsta" just by my name. Boy have I changed.
[harry pointing a gun at a croock´s face after a firefight]
Harry Callahan: I know what you're thinking. "Did he fire six shots or only five?" Well, to tell you the truth, in all this excitement I kind of lost track myself. But being as this is a .44 Magnum, the most powerful handgun in the world, and would blow your head clean off, you've got to ask yourself a question: Do I feel lucky.... Well do ya, punk?
Harry Callahan: Where's the girl?
The Killer: You tried to kill me!
Harry Callahan: If I tried to do that your head would be splattered all over this field - now WHERE'S THE GIRL?
Dirty harry
Robocop: Nobody moves, this is a bust.
Robocop
Obiwan Kenobi: May the Force be with you
Star wars
Some guy: You talkin' to me?
Taxi Driver
That little kid whose name i don´t remember: I see dead people
Sixth sense
KNIGHTS OF NI: "Ni! Ni! Ni! Ni! Ni!"
ARTHUR: "Who are you?"
HEAD KNIGHT: "We are the Knights Who Say... 'Ni'!"
RANDOM: "Ni!"
ARTHUR: "No! Not the Knights Who Say 'Ni'!"
SECOND BROTHER: "And Saint Attila raised the hand grenade up on high, saying, 'O Lord, bless this thy hand grenade that with it thou mayest blow thine enemies to tiny bits"
Monty python: search for the holy grail
PS. also in the black knight scene after arthur has just cut off the black knight's first leg:
"right! i'll do you for that!"
"YOU'LL WHAT!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!"
Last edited by KuRt; 07-03-2005 at 11:11 AM.
It's funny how many people think it's that, but Vader actually says "No, I am your father".Originally Posted by yuki_hitaru
As for mine:
"Surely you can't be serious!"
<b>"I am serious. And don't call me Shirley!"</b>
Either that or:
"The truth hurts, doesn't it, Hapsburg? Oh sure, maybe not as much as jumping on a bike with the seat missing..."
Both said by Leslie Nielsen (Airplane! and The Naked Gun 2 1/2 respectively).
Not my words Carol, the words of Top Gear magazine.
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