Hooray! Somebody else who doesn't like steak!

My parents have been confounded about that since I was a kid, but no matter how many times I've tried it I still don't enjoy it, although I do like the smell.

In general I'm a very plain eater; although I'll try anything once, I don't like to dress my food up at all, even with simple domesticated staples. For instance, I rarely use butter on bread, I hate cream cheese, ketchup, mustard, or relish, I don't use salt much, and I never put salad dressing on my salads.