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    Angry Our bodies aren't environmentally friendly!

    Don't you find it annoying when your body tells you you're thirsty, yet you need to go do a number 1? WHY WON'T YOU RECYCLE, STUPID BODY?

    Why are our bodies so intent on destroying the earth?

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    I haven't given it much thought.

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    If you're truly, truly eco-friendly you'll starve to death and stop defecating every day.

    In other words, you're a murderer and a pollutionist. Pervert.

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    oh noe i r prevert

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    i am environmentally friendly with the sun... :strut: :goofy:

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    Maybe you should drink Kingfisher instead.

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    Quote Originally Posted by pureghetto
    If you're truly, truly eco-friendly you'll starve to death and stop defecating every day.

    In other words, you're a murderer and a pollutionist. Pervert.
    PG so mean!


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    Microorganisms feed off of our waste, so it all ends up being part of the circle of life.

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    Human civillization is extremely harmful, in whatever form.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Del Murder
    Microorganisms feed off of our waste, so it all ends up being part of the circle of life.
    Micro-organisms cause the Ebola virus, too. So stop defecating, unless you want to be a MURDERER!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Kyono
    Don't you find it annoying when your body tells you you're thirsty, yet you need to go do a number 1? WHY WON'T YOU RECYCLE, STUPID BODY?

    Why are our bodies so intent on destroying the earth?
    number 1 and number 2 are waste, theyre only good for manuer, well number 2 is.
    It looks like the ground had a sex change.

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    Feces doesn't kill people, people kill people.

    I DO WHAT I WANT. YOU HAVE PROBLEM?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Quina
    Feces doesn't kill people, people kill people.
    and urine is mostly amonia, something that is a toxin to all carbon based life formes (to my knowledge). fecal excretions are various other oddeties our body can't use, but flies and the like find it very attractive and obviously it has some sort of health valuse so nature does recycle poo. oops, did i just ruin a fun topic with logic? if not then by all means, please carry on.

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    Seeing that us human's ain't perfect (Wh-...what, you say?) our faeces still contain quite an abundant amount of nutrients, definitely enough for flies and bacteria to have a field day. What's more, after our excrement has been broken down into simple molecules by bacteria in the soil, these can then be taken up by plants (mostly I think). If you urinated on some soil, the bacteria in the soil would break down the urea in your urine into ammonia/ammonium, which can then be changed to to 'useful' molecules by bacteria for plants to use. If we kept eating but never excreted, regardless of our body's slowly turning into a cess-pit, we'd literally be squeezing the life out of the world like a lemon.
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    Quote Originally Posted by YukiKiro
    Quote Originally Posted by Quina
    Feces doesn't kill people, people kill people.
    and urine is mostly amonia, something that is a toxin to all carbon based life formes (to my knowledge). fecal excretions are various other oddeties our body can't use, but flies and the like find it very attractive and obviously it has some sort of health valuse so nature does recycle poo. oops, did i just ruin a fun topic with logic? if not then by all means, please carry on.
    haha. if it wasnt you, then it would have been me. but ya beat me to it. but ya, flies like poop. nature thought of everything i guess.

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