Quote Originally Posted by Del Murder
1. Do you think Bahamut and his dragon subjects made all those caves they live in, or were they there the whole time?

2. Do you think the blood sword was made of blood, or just a sword with blood on it?

3. If cabbage patch kids were called onion kids would you have still had one? And if you never had one, why not?

4. Did you think Yang's Wife wore the pants in that relationship?
1. Of course the dragons built them. They dug them as fallout shelters in preparation for the day when mankind discovers Ultima.

2. That's actually a mistranslation. It was supposed to be the Brood Sword, and only characters inflicted with angst could wield it.

3. Never had a cabbage patch kid? I was a cabbage patch kid. Long story.

4. The safety word is "spoon."