I'll write you a poem to use, FM!

*clears throat*

I AM A POPE
I LIKE ROPE
GIVE ME A KISS
YOUNG MISS.

DANCE LIKE AN OX
NOT A FOX
VOTE ME FOR POPE -
FREE SOAP!

If only I was a candidate for the papacy. I would win by three seconds!

EDIT: Oh he beat me to it.

Anyone else can use mine!