BREAK THE TIE!!! VOTE NOW OR GET BANNED!!!!

[Flying Mullet]

You evil theundeadhero, now I have to get my butt in gear and write a poem.

<b>EDIT:</b> Okay, here we go...

<i>Poems are for sissies,
and little girly missies.
They smell like three day old beer,
and dance like drunken deer.

I refuse to write a poem,
because (damn, nothing really rhymes with poem).
If you want to hear well versed script,
to your head I'll administer a drop-kick.

But to be the very best Pope,
I had to ensure I didn't follow a dope.
So to be true I asked,
<b>What would Brian Boitano do?</b>

We all know that he make a plan and follow through,
And I'll do that because theundeadhero is poo.

He did two sow cows and a triple lutz while wearing a blind fold,
And I know what makes everyone happy without being told (Yeah, I'm that awesome ).

He fought grizzly bears using his magical fire breath,
So with my magical manliness I will send Avril Lavigne to her death! (cheap BAoTW plug )

Brian Boitano travelled to the year 3010 and fought the evil robot king,
And I'll do lots of super-popely things wearing lots of bling-bling.

That's what Brian Boytano'd do,
and that's what this mullet would do to.
</i>

[Psychotic]

I'll write you a poem to use, FM!

*clears throat*

I AM A POPE
I LIKE ROPE
GIVE ME A KISS
YOUNG MISS.

DANCE LIKE AN OX
NOT A FOX
VOTE ME FOR POPE -
FREE SOAP!

If only I was a candidate for the papacy. I would win by three seconds!

EDIT: Oh he beat me to it.

Anyone else can use mine!

[-N-]

Ho ho ho! This competition just got a little edgier! Great work, you two.

[nik0tine]

Okay, four days have passed and this is going nowhere. In a desperate hope to save this event, (or kill it off quickly, one of the two) I will start voting now. Get your votes in guys. Don't drag out this poor helpless tournament any more than it has to.

[edczxcvbnm]

I vote for me.

[theundeadhero]

The story I tell is is a big mess.
The other day I say Flying Mullet wearing a dress.
He was sitting on top of a bucket weeping.
When I saw it my skin started creeping.
His mascara was runny, which is never funny.
His hair was all dirty, with him no one was flirty.

He said he had been on an adventure.
It had taken him to the near future.
A place wear he was already a pope,
and the vatican had vigorously outlawed all soap!
By the look on his face, it was a horrible place.
I could tell it was true, with my own eyes view.

None of the children would go out and play.
Monsters roamed the streets all the day.
They came for the soap which gave them much power.
People didn't know their weakness was to give them a flower.
The future was bad, with all so sad.
So vote me to win, happiness will begin.

[-N-]

VOTE NOW

[nik0tine]

VOTE NOW

I second that, obviously.

[Pheesh]

there once was a man from calcutta
who sat on a block of butter
he wiped off his pants
and did a small dance
and not another word he did utter

there once was a boy from the forums
who's closest ryhme to forums was boredum
he spammed up the thread
pretty soon he'll be dead
because he ran out of ryhmes at boredom

there once was a pope election
which gave everyone a nice ere-protection
this'll get me banned
because of the amount that i spammed
and now it's time to get out of this section

p.s. *the save me from getting banned on topic comment* hurray for the election

Tada
Peace out and :rock:
EE

[nik0tine]

I would hurry up for the election, but people are being cruel and not voting.

[theundeadhero]

If nobody votes is it a tie?

[The Jamie Star Scenario]

This is nothing like the last conclave I went to.

[Leeza]

Maybe if everyone knew that the voting is on you'd get some votes?

*edits title*

[Hawkeye]

IM VOTING FOR A POPE AND THATS THAT

[Agent Proto]

I shall support Flying Mullet as Pope.

I will not vote though. [leeza]*snip* How nice. ~ Leeza [/leeza]