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Attention people of the forums. We here at the FFnews team have late breaking news. Is seems that Flying Mullet, one of the candidates up for the EOFF Pope, has just been arrested for "mooning". The story is that in regards to the final moments of the election he was having trouble coping with the stress and went for a drink of whiskey. A drink become two, then three, then four as his friends surrounded him and general partiness ensued. Before long Flying Mullet was seen outside the streetcorner of his hotel "mooning" cars as they passed with taunts of, "Hail his holiness", or "Kiss my holy ass!" His Mom has paid bail and Flying Mullet has refused to comment. We can only speculate how this will effect the elections at this point.
