Hello ali b! Do you know any thieves? Or perhaps even forty of them?
Hello ali b! Do you know any thieves? Or perhaps even forty of them?
Hi everyone, no sorry I don't know any thieves...
welcome
Sam = Ax = MAS82587 = PedroXC = DistanceRunner = Cloud of SOLDIER
Welcome.
Hi there. Welcome to EoFF. Hope you have a great time here. I'd love to befriend you...
Hello! And this is my imaginary goat Bugglesworth. He likes your name!
*stabs ali b in the forehead with a plastic spoon* Hello!
Leave some shards under the belly
Lay some grease inside my hand
It's a sentimental jury
And the makings of a good plan
*does nothing*
...........
Just wait.... It will come....
:mario::luigi:
Hello and welcome to EoFF.
>>> Welcome ali b..
I guessed wrong your age, i thought you were 18.
I was close though..
>> The black orb glitters ominously... but nothing happens..
hiya newbie!
*gives an ice cream* Enjoy!
Welcome!
President Shinra is dead...
Cloud: "Only Sephiroth can use that sword."
"You sure?"
Cloud: "Of course. He uses it to shave his legs. Do you think anyone else will want to touch it after that?"
Hello newbie.
*marks on head in permanent marker while simultaneously picking the noob's pocket*
Enjoy your stay, and post often.
The itching sensation is a good thing.
SOUND THE ALARM
Do you know Ali G?
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Please do not post requests for custom Avatars or Signatures in any forum besides the Help Forum. Thank you.
Again, welcome.
Jack: How do you know?
Will: It's more of a feeling really.
Jack: Well, that's not scientific. Feeling isn't knowing. Feeling is believing. If you believe it, you can't know because there's no knowing what you believe. Then again, no one should believe what they know either. Once you know anything that anything becomes unbelievable if only by virtue of the fact you now... know it. You know?
Will: No.
If Demolition Man were remade today
Huxley: What's wrong? You broke contact.
Spartan: Contact? I didn't even touch you.
Huxley: Don't you want to make love?
Spartan: Is that what you call this? Why don't we just do it the old-fashioned way?
Huxley: NO!
Spartan: Whoa! Okay, calm down.
Huxley: Don't tell me to calm down!
Spartan: What's gotten into you? 'Cause it sure as hell wasn't me.
Huxley: Physical relations in the way of intercourse are no longer acceptable John Spartan.
Spartan: What? Why the hell not?
Huxley: It's the law, John. And for your information, the very idea that you suggested it makes me feel personally violated.
Spartan: Wait a minute... violated? Huxley what the hell are you accusing me of here?
Huxley: You need to leave, John.
Spartan: But Huxley.
Huxley: Get out!
Moments later Spartan is arrested for "violating" Huxley.
By the way, that's called satire. Get over it.
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