Assuming that we're running by EST, and by '45 mins ago' you mean 3am EST, or 12am -8 GMT (your time), or SUNDAY for that matter, I got that covered.

On Sunday I got completely wasted, danced with half a dozen women, got prepositioned by a hooker, almost got backed into by a bus, escaped arrest charges of public drunkeness, fell asleep in the subway past my stop, and came back home at 7am only to sleep for 5.5 hours at best.

I partied hard core. So happy bday muggers!