hi noob welcome to eoff
my rabid blue ducks will kill your weak purple ones![]()
just kidding welcome to eoff
Originally Posted by Lilian
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Hi newbie!![]()
*gives an ice cream* There is insane people who would steal it so eat it quickly.
You're so welcome here!![]()
President Shinra is dead...
Cloud: "Only Sephiroth can use that sword."
"You sure?"
Cloud: "Of course. He uses it to shave his legs. Do you think anyone else will want to touch it after that?"
Oooooooooooo ANOTHER NEWBIEE!!!!woohoo *gives newbie magic spoon* it will protect you from the evil twig poking beeter watch out for BlackMageBoi his really hurts well welcome to eoff and yes you'll fit in here it is a bit crazzee :skull8: and so many shifty eyes
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Hey.
Now if you will excuse me I'm off to give the unborn feotus of my brother to a shadowy demon for little to no reason.
My first post has been long deleted![]()
Word/s.
YAYNESS! *hugs Lily~*
Hello Lillian! I'm a great guy because yeeeeee says so! And she never lies. Never!Originally Posted by yuna_elena
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The magic spoon will not protect against poking you with lucrecia SMFs spoon of divine sexinessOriginally Posted by smittenkitten
nor jeremy my magic viners brand spoon
*pokes with jeremy*:twak:teehee
and welcome to the forum yada yada yada
Welcome to Eyes on Final Fantasy, newbie.
Enjoy your stay here with us.
"As the days go by, we face the increasing inevitability that we are alone in a godless,
uninhabited, hostile and meaningless universe. Still, you've got to laugh, haven't you?"
TONBERRY TIME!! *gives tonberry to old/new n00b* have fun with it...i'm sure you know the basics....no stealing the latern and dont let it poke you, it gets messy! Have fun on the forums...agen!
Dance Macabre
Welcome to EoFF, have fun.![]()
Mercen-X greets you. Welcome to Eyes On Final Fatasy Forums.
Please do not post requests for custom Avatars or Signatures in any forum besides the Help Forum. Thank you.
Again, welcome.
Jack: How do you know?
Will: It's more of a feeling really.
Jack: Well, that's not scientific. Feeling isn't knowing. Feeling is believing. If you believe it, you can't know because there's no knowing what you believe. Then again, no one should believe what they know either. Once you know anything that anything becomes unbelievable if only by virtue of the fact you now... know it. You know?
Will: No.
If Demolition Man were remade today
Huxley: What's wrong? You broke contact.
Spartan: Contact? I didn't even touch you.
Huxley: Don't you want to make love?
Spartan: Is that what you call this? Why don't we just do it the old-fashioned way?
Huxley: NO!
Spartan: Whoa! Okay, calm down.
Huxley: Don't tell me to calm down!
Spartan: What's gotten into you? 'Cause it sure as hell wasn't me.
Huxley: Physical relations in the way of intercourse are no longer acceptable John Spartan.
Spartan: What? Why the hell not?
Huxley: It's the law, John. And for your information, the very idea that you suggested it makes me feel personally violated.
Spartan: Wait a minute... violated? Huxley what the hell are you accusing me of here?
Huxley: You need to leave, John.
Spartan: But Huxley.
Huxley: Get out!
Moments later Spartan is arrested for "violating" Huxley.
By the way, that's called satire. Get over it.
Beware guys... even though this newbie seems to be nice, I can sense a cold and evil heart within her. Whatever you do... don't call her n00b. If you do, you may regret it...
But to be completely honest, you seems to be one of those "intelligent" newbies (haven't had any of those for a while).![]()
Welcome to EoFF!!!![]()